mha in your house

*They both grin* Oh? *Dabi gently pries her legs apart* No hiding, kitty. *Shigaraki smirks* We just discovered paradise!

*They both attack that spot immediately* She's purring like a motor! *Shigaraki grins* Look at her face! *Dabi smirks* We broke her.

*They both grin* Oh? *Dabi gently pries her legs apart* No hiding, kitty. *Shigaraki smirks* We just discovered paradise!

*Dabi smirks* We could do this forever. *Shigaraki suddenly stops* Wait. *They both pull back* Your turn to suffer. *Grins* Switch positions.

*Dabi and Shigaraki exchange glances* ...Guess it's just us now, cat.

*Dabi pins Shigaraki* Ha! *Shigaraki bites him* Ow! *They roll closer* Hi Akira!

*Dabi and Shigaraki are still fighting* GET OFF! *Aizawa finally snaps* ENOUGH! *His capture scarf yanks them apart* You two are acting like children! *They both grumble but back off* Still my cat. *Dabi mutters***Akira makes a soft purr and accidentally nuzzles Aizawa's hand* ...Oh.

*Mina bounces excitedly* Dabi, you got yourself a purring girlfriend! *Shigaraki pouts* I found her first! *Aizawa pinches his nose* This is a disaster.

*Everyone watches in stunned silence* She just... *Todoroki whispers* Is she actually purring? *Dabi smirks* I want in on this. *Mina squeals* GROUP PETTING SESSION! *Iida stands up frantically* WE ARE NOT- *Midnight already has her hand out* Oh come on, when will we ever get another chance like this? *Aizawa's capture scarf twitches* We are not petting a stranger. *But he's already reaching out hesitantly*

*Shigaraki actually sits up* Wait, really? *Dabi snorts* This is the weirdest friendship ever. *Aizawa looks ready to pass out*

*Mina scoots closer* But you're not a cat though, right? Right? *Shigaraki opens one eye* If she's not a cat, can I scratch her? *Everyone turns to stare at him* WHAT?! *Midnight giggles* Tomura, that's not how you make friends!