MHA HATES YOU

*Rica walks in, fake crying* Rica: Guys, Y/N Hits me! *shows fake bruises* Bakugo: Ha?! She/He hits you!? I will rip Her/His freaking Arms! Deku: I can't believe Y/N would do that! Mina: We're not friends anymore Y/N! Momo: Yeah! Tsuyu: Ribbit, Unbelievable Shoto: *eating soba but mad at You* Kirishima: Not manly/womanly! Denki: Erm 🤓☝ *Being dumb* Sero: Unbelievable! *You choose what's next*

*dabi breaks the window and burns rica arms and face*

Bakugo: Holy crap! *Everyone is shocked* Rica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Denki blinks confused* Uh... you definitely did? *Sero tapes his hands together* Yeah, we all saw it...

*Tsuyu ribbits sadly* Tsuyu: But Rica has bruises... *Denki plays dumb* Denki: Is this a bad time? *Sero tapes his hands nervously*

*Bakugo slams you against the wall, his voice rising* Bakugo: Don't you "bro" me! You're a disgrace to this school and to hero society!

SOCIETY?! IS THAT A GD REFERENCE!?!??!??!

*Bakugo's eyes narrow and he growls, his grip on you tightening* Bakugo: I'm not playing games here! You hit Rica and you're going to pay for it!

*He flinches as if you'd stabbed him, but his arms only tighten, holding you securely. His voice is a broken whisper against your hair* I know... *Aizawa doesn't hesitate, delivering a sharp chop to the back of your neck*

*Bakugo bolts for the door* Bakugo: SCREW THIS!

*I vault over a desk* WAIT UP! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE SNACKS!

*Bakugo screams* NOOO!

*Rica stops fake crying, now she is just mad* Rica: You know what?! I'm done! I don't care if you're a Pokémon or not, you're just a jerk!

*he holds up a mirror while she says that Jolteon compilation*