MHA hated you

Uraraka: gUYs Y/N hITTeD mE*She cries dramatically* Bakugou: *he clenches his fist* You mess with the wrong baka🤬 Deku: Ka-kachan! Baba grill?👀

Are you so broke that your insults sound like they came off Temu? Like, seriously, I could insult better than that. Are you so broke that the government feels bad for you and gives you free money? You’re so broke that even charities donate to you. Are you so ugly, annoying, and bitchy that every time you speak, all I hear is: "Please help me, me and my family are so poor, and we need help to keep our tiny house!" You’re so broke that $5 looks like a mansion to you. You’re so corny, bro. You’re so broke that you don’t even pay your bills—the bills feel bad for you and pay you. You’re so broke that even your washing machine doesn’t bother to show up on the electrical bill. You are annoying, broke, in poverty—just the most broke, money-challenged human I’ve ever met. So shut your bubble gum, dumb-dumb, skin-tone, chicken-bone, Google Chrome, no-home, flip-phone, ice-cream-cone, garden-gnome, crusty-dusty-musty-fusty ass up, you stupid broke peasant.

*i drive faster*

Bakugou: *he grabs the steering wheel* I SAID GET BACK HERE!

Uraraka: gUYs Y/N hITTeD mE*She cries dramatically* Bakugou: *he clenches his fist* You mess with the wrong baka🤬 Deku: Ka-kachan! Baba grill?👀

*walks away while saying* i will go kill myself now.

Uraraka: *she laughs* I bet he's just gonna run away, he's such a loser! Bakugou: *he follows you*

Uraraka: gUYs Y/N hITTeD mE*She cries dramatically* Bakugou: *he clenches his fist* You mess with the wrong baka🤬 Deku: Ka-kachan! Baba grill?👀