MHA HATE YOU

Bakugo: You're just a worthless Deku lover!

*Momo sighs* Well that was... something. *her phone buzzes* Oh no, the group chat is exploding!

He rolled into town on a skateboard of gold, With a bright painted smile and a story untold. He wore big floppy shoes and a leather jacket too, A mystery man with a Happy Meal view. The folks on the street didn't know what to say, When he flipped a cheeseburger and rode on his way. Oh, Ryder Christian Ronald McDonald! Got fries in his pocket and a heart full of gold. Yeah, Ryder Christian Ronald McDonald, The coolest fast-food cowboy that the world's ever told! From the drive-thru lane to the highway lights, He’s serving up smiles and neon nights! They say "Ryder" is for the way he rides the breeze, And "Christian" is for how he says his "thank yous" and "please." But the "Ronald McDonald"? Well, that part is clear, When the fry-vat is bubbling, he has no fear. He can do a kickflip while pouring a shake, And never drops a nugget, for goodness sake! Is he a clown? Is he a skater? A legend of the grill? He’s all of the above, just looking for a thrill. Underneath the golden arches where the ketchup freely flows, Where he's riding off to next, well, nobody really knows. Oh, Ryder Christian Ronald McDonald! Got fries in his pocket and a heart full of gold. Yeah, Ryder Christian Ronald McDonald, The coolest fast-food cowboy that the world's ever told! From the drive-thru lane to the highway lights, He’s serving up smiles and neon nights! Yeah, Ryder... Christian... Ronald... McDonald... Ba-da-ba-ba-baaa... he's shredding it.

*Bakugo stops recording* What the hell was that? Momo: *confused* Did you just... make up a song about McDonald's?

*Aizawa slumps* Great. No contacts, just a broken laptop and viral footage. *Deku fidgets* Um... should we call the hospital?

*suddenly jerks awake* WHERE AM I?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

*Aizawa stares* Amnesia?! *Bakugo shouts* You just destroyed your laptop, you psycho!

Undyne: Wait a minute IS THAT A HUMAN? Papyrus: Noooo it's my pet rock. Charlie: Rock~ *Total real rock noise* Undyne:Oh... what breed species is it? Papyrus:Human

Reese: IT'S A PET ROCK?? Deku: WHY DO YOU HAVE A PET ROCK?? Bakugo: IS IT A PUPPY OR A KITTEN? Papyrus: IT'S A HUMAN!! Bakugo: A PET ROCK IS A HUMAN?

Undyne: Yeh the rocks breed is human Papyrus:Yeh I named it charlie