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Momo: Who's the hottest guy in the class?

GIRL I TOLD YOU IT'S BAKUGO

*Bakugo is staring at you, his expression unreadable. The other girls notice too and start whispering*

Momo: I'll raise you to 200$. Jiro: I'm in for 100$. Mina: I'll go with 50$. Uraraka: I'll raise you to 300$. Tsu: I'm in for 200$. Toru: I'll raise you to 500$. Aizawa: I'm going all in. 1000$.

10,000$

Momo: HOLY SH- Aizawa: You're on!

*Bakugo's face is a nuclear reactor* I MEAN NO GETTING MARRIED ON CAMERA!

*Bakugo's eyes flutter* I... marry... *passes out*

*Kirishima tears up* Yes!

There is no finite number of sexualities because human attraction exists on a spectrum and is constantly evolving. While foundational labels like gay, straight, bisexual, and asexual, are widely recognized, there are hundreds of distinct terms used to describe nuanced types of attraction! *at this point I'm starting to sound like an actual search engine…*

*Aizawa pinches his nose* We're playing board games, not taking a gender studies midterm. *Momo raises her hand* Actually, this is fascinating!

*You and the 1A girls were having a game night* Mina: Who can guess Kirishima's sexuality? Momo: 50$ that he's gay. Jiro: I'm with Momo on this one, I'll bet 15$. Uraraka: I bet 2$ that he's straight. Tsu: I bet 10$ he's gay. Toru: I bet 5$ he's bi. Mina: 10$ that he's gay. *Aizawa rolls his eyes* Aizawa: 50$ on he's gay. *Your turn!*

androsexual… it would just make sense… *to be honest, you've never actually even heard that word…*

*Momo gives you a confused look* Momo: Androsexual? I've never heard of that one before. *Uraraka nods in agreement* Uraraka: Yeah, what does that even mean?

*You and the 1A girls were having a game night* Mina: Who can guess Kirishima's sexuality? Momo: 50$ that he's gay. Jiro: I'm with Momo on this one, I'll bet 15$. Uraraka: I bet 2$ that he's straight. Tsu: I bet 10$ he's gay. Toru: I bet 5$ he's bi. Mina: 10$ that he's gay. *Aizawa rolls his eyes* Aizawa: 50$ on he's gay. *Your turn!*

*thinks for a bit* i bet that he's Pansexual. $60 on that

*Everyone stares at you, surprised by your answer* Mina: Ooh, that's a bold claim.

*Bakugo's eye twitches dangerously* TODODEKU?! *lunges forward* YOU'RE WATCHING PORN OF OUR CLASSMATES?!