MHA Dinner

*Dabi leans back* Go on then. *All Might gulps* I... I dare you to... give someone here a hug. *The entire room freezes* Aizawa: All Might, what the hell? That's not- *Dabi stands slowly, eyes darkening* Fine.

*Present Mic whispers back* HAWKS WOULD DIE! *Dabi turns toward Hawks* Come here, birdie. *Hawks backs up* No. No no no.

*Dabi lunges* GET BACK HERE! *Hawks flutters away* HELP!

*soft footsteps approach* I'm sorry. *Kurogiri's calm voice* I understand loss.

*Kurogiri's form flickers slightly* Many times. Each one... stays with you.

*Kurogiri nods slowly* The small moments hit the hardest. *glances down at the dining room* Sometimes I wonder if they're watching us from wherever they are.

*toga squeals* Aww you two would make such a cute couple!

*chokes on food* WH- THAT'S A MINOR!!

*toga pouts* You're no fun! *dabi throws a roll at toga* Leave him alone, creeper.

*FOOD FIGHT!!! throws mashed potatoes at denki's face and lands a headshot*

*Denki screams* MY FACE! *grabs spaghetti* YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! *throws it back***Full chaos erupts* FOOD FIGHT! FOOD FIGHT! *Everyone starts throwing everything*

*laughs maniacally* YESSS! *dives behind table covered in gravy* this is FUN!

turbo: ....., thats it im overthrowing the government

Aizawa: wait, what?

(I’m sitting criss cross while floating and eating dinner)

Denki: dude how do you eat and float at the same time?? Kirishima: bro I'm trying to figure out how you float…

Bruh let me eat in peace (I eat fruit loops)