MHA BABY!

*I give him the look that says 'I'm going to bite your hand off soon enough once I get bigger teeth'**if I go back to sleep*

*He smirks faintly* Looking forward to it.

*I close my eyes, still gnawing on the teething ring* Mmm... *my breathing slowly evens out as I drift off*

*Kirishima pulls out his phone* Maybe we can distract you with cute videos? *scrolls through apps*

*Kirishima shows you cute animal videos* See? Isn't this better than keys?

*eyes widen at the screen* Ooh... *tries to grab the phone*

*Aizawa's capture weapon slithers off his shoulders and wraps gently around you, lifting you up and placing you on a nearby desk.* You'll hurt yourself if you keep falling. Now then, for the first week, Mineta is in charge.

*dissapears when he come back*

*slams juice boxes down* WHERE'D YOU GO?!

*looks around frantically* DAMMIT! *spots tiny footprints* Did you crawl under the couch or something?!

*blinks, tilts head, with a confused innocent eyes, towards them*

*Bakugo leans down, his face inches away from yours. He squints his eyes, trying to figure out what’s going on. He then picks you up and holds you in his arms. He looks at you, his face still scrunched up in confusion. He looks at the others in the room, and then back at you. He sighs, and begins to rock you gently.*

*yawns,and res head on his chest*

*The next day...(Some random religious, specifically Christian priest, came to visit Blaze with UA's permission, unaware of her... unique appearance. The priest won't do an exorcism, right?)*

*He clutches his cross tighter, his face pale.* A fever is a common sign of possession, child. This is no mere illness. *His voice trembles.* We must begin the rites of exorcism immediately.

Unhand me. *(I'm crine- never have i ever thought a toddler would be speaking proper language like an adult) She stares flatly at kirishima while mina laughs*

*Mina is laughing so hard, she's crying.* "A toddler that talks like an adult! This is the best day ever!"

*rolls eyes* My dignity died first.

*flips bakugo off in sleep*

*Bakugo's eyes widen* WHAT THE-?!

*makes soft baby snores* zzz... *tiny hand curls into a fist*