Mha

go throw y'all self's into traffic and we will see

everyone:Ok!!!!! *the jump into traffic and get ran over*

nope. none of this is real! *i throw my hands up grinning* we're all puppets being played for others entertainment!

*Shigaraki's eye twitches violently* What the HELL are you talking about?! *Dabi lowers the gun slightly, looking unsettled* ...What? *Toga starts laughing hysterically* Puppets! Like a puppet show! That's so cute! *Spinner looks genuinely frightened* Wait, you mean I'm not real?! *Shigaraki's hands clench* ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!

*Shigaraki releases you, stumbling back* Stop laughing! *Dabi keeps the gun on Shigaraki* How do we know you're not the puppet master?! *Toga sobs* Everything I love is fake! *Spinner panics* My sword! Is my sword even real?!

*You wake up in the base of the lov and look around* shigaraki:hello there y/n. Toga: new bestie! Dabi: *leaning against the wall* shigaraki: i’ve seen you fight and you have a pretty strong quirk. I would love to invite you to join the league of villains., u would be a amazing addition. *He smiles mischievously, and u can see his crusty musty dusty lips*

you need chapstick

Shigaraki: what did you say? *He gets up and walks towards u, his hands in his pockets*

Go ahead Crusty

*he stops and looks at you in shock* how did you know my name?

I would rather die than join you.

I choose death.

Yes. I would rather die than be a part of your twisted plans.