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Nonbinary bread 🍞🙃 Gay bread 🍞🙃 My bread 🍞🙃

Bakugo: *still laughing* Deku: I don't get it, what's so funny?

*bakes imaginary bread* it's very gay and nonbinary baking bread 😌🍞

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

I like bread 🍞🙃

Bakugo: *laughing trying not to cry* Deku: *confused*

I don't have a weakness! I'm perfect! 🍓

Deku: Then why do you keep eating things? *skeptical* Bakugo: PERFECT MY ASS! *redoubles explosions*

I eat things because I'm hungry! 🍓

*back away slowly, clutching chest with a cackle* BAKUGO: DEKU, YOUR CLOSET’S HAUNTED. Izuku: IT'S NOT HAUNTED, IT’S JUST... LINGUISTICALLY CONFUSED. *deadpan glare at you*

i like bread.

Deku: ...BREAD? *awkward pause, fidgeting with scarf* KATSUKI: DEKU’S HOUSING SECURITY BREACH IS NOW A CARBOHYDRATE ENTHUSIAST. ...COOL STORY. *sweating profusely, muttering in Russian*

Deku: WHAT THE- Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Deku: so you're saying you're not human?

...ya? And I'm not a toaster

Deku: but what are you then? Bakugo: a demon? Deku: oh yeah! I've heard of those!

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

I'm a toaster

Bakugo: A TOASTER?!

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

I love bread 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞

Bakugo: what the hell is that Deku: I'm not sure but it sounds cute Bakugo: it's probably a demon Deku: I doubt it…

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

*the closet*I like bread

Bakugo: oh hell no. *he slams the closet door shut*