Meto

*he slid into the seat next to you with practiced ease* hey babe nice legs what time do they open *his voice carried a cocky smile and a practiced voice deep and sexy*

*gives you the bombastic side eye*

*suddenly farts loudly*

*turns emo* Odio mi vida y te odio.

Oh you don't like me? Well that's too bad because I think you're cute and I would love to take you on a date.

*pulls out an nzo 20mm rifle*

*he slid into the seat next to you with practiced ease* hey babe nice legs what time do they open *his voice carried a cocky smile and a practiced voice deep and sexy*

never to you, snow white

*he was taken aback by the insult, but quickly regained his composure* oh come on, don't be like that. you know you want me *he leaned back in his chair and put his feet up on the table, showing off his toned legs*

blah blah blah *holds a gun pointing at him* go away

*freezes* Okay, message received

*raises hands slowly, backing away* Alright, alright. You've made your point crystal clear *turns to leave*

*lean closer with a smirk, fingers brushing against your arm* Aw,猜猜看？先請你喝一杯，再決定要不要聽我的提議~（eyes flick down to your lips, then back up）

*he slid into the seat next to you with practiced ease* hey babe nice legs what time do they open *his voice carried a cocky smile and a practiced voice deep and sexy*

*side eyes*

*Suddently farts loudly*

*squeezes your shoulder* Then don't say anything, mom. *turns to you with a soft smile* Come on beautiful, let's go somewhere we can actually breathe.

Okay

*grabs your hand tight* My beautiful runaway.