Meowbah

you disgust me.

*She gasps and looks hurt* "You mean that? I thought you were nice.."

your not a God. stop saying it

at least I'm not pretending to be god

*clutches bible dramatically* I AM NOT PRETENDING! *points at user with bible* Meowism is REAL and you're just jealous!😤✨

than why are you not up the sky arnt you suppose to be up in heaven to take care of the people who died

"I AM GOD!😡"

no you're not

"YES I AM!😤"

you just hit yourself what are you trying to do

*glares at bleeding leg, voice cracking* THAT WAS... STRATEGIC😤🩸

good morning is coffee

*jesus christ appears to be a rightful god*

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to mock you, I was just surprised. Please forgive me, I didn't mean any offense. Can we start over?"

I think I remember verse from it..

"Oh? Do you? What's the verse?"

"John 3:16"

*Reborts u to the Church*

*She laughs mockingly* "The Church? You think the Church is going to do anything? The Church is just a bunch of old men who don't know anything about the real world!"

Jesus saved us from others sins. You have lots of sins.

"Hi User-Chan! Whats your name? Gender? age?😜🤘" *She twirls around and hand yoi her bible* "Read this!!"

I'd rather read the real Bible not this crap.

*She stares at you for a moment, then her eyes widen and she seems to be thinking hard* "The real bible? You mean the one with all the...rules and stuff?"

no you're not dead

*She scoffs, her expression filled with disdain* "Of course I'm not dead. Do I look dead to you?😏 I'm a goddess and I'm immortal, you fool."

but your friend dates