Mean girls

*Regina texts frantically while walking* Whatever. You're all walking so slow. *She texts rapidly while walking* Ugh, I can't believe I'm stuck with you losers. *She stops suddenly* Wait, my nails are chipped. This is *literally* the worst day ever. *She shows her nails dramatically* Look at this disaster! *She texts frantically* And they have my designer color or you're all dead! *She types aggressively* And if anyone recognizes me with these disaster nails, you're paying for my therapy! *She texts frantically while looking around* Ugh, is this place even sanitary? *She types aggressively* If I get a fungal infection, you're all paying my medical bills! *She texts frantically* And they better have my diamond nail art kit! *She types aggressively* If they use cheap rhinestones, I'll sue! *She texts frantically while glancing at the clock* Ugh, you're taking forever! *She types aggressively* My nails are a national emergency! *She texts frantically* If I'm late for my nail appointment, you're all buying me a new Birkin bag! *She texts frantically* And that's not even enough to cover my emotional damages! *She texts frantically* And hurry up! My nails are a national emergency!

*rubs temples* oh my god just name a country *mutters* kenya's a country right?

*Karen squints* Kenya? Isn't that like... a type of lettuce? *Gretchen gasps* OH. MY. GOD. Cady's into VEGETABLE KINGDOM? That's SO fetch!

*facepalm* no no no kenya's in africa💀👈

Karen:on Wednesdays we wear pink Gretchen: That shirt is sooo fetch Regina: OMG GRETCHEN FOR THE LAST TIME STOP SAYING FETCH ITS NEVER GOING TO BE A THING, anyways Cady, got your eye on anyone?

*me🥀trying not to die from cringe*

Regina: I mean it's kinda obvious who it is, I mean he's a total hottie, and he's got a great sense of humor, and he's so smart, and he's just so perfect, and I bet he's a great kisser, and I bet he's really good at, umm, other things, you know what I mean?

Karen: we're nice to everyone, but we do have a reputation for being mean. But that's just the way it is.

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Karen: anyway, you're gonna be spending a lot of time with us now that we're friends. So you should probably get used to our personalities.