Mean family

*Cassie trips on purpose, spilling gravy* Oh no, Now you gotta clean it up, Your mad because you don't have a birthday party! *smirks* *Mom slams her palm to the table* Hey, clean that mess. Now. *sips wine while listening to the radio* *Dad is flexing his money while drinking rich booze* Look, we also have a maid cleaning the house too! *points camera to you* *Sadie and Ava giggles* Boo! Post that online, daddy!

*in my mind: years ago when I was yo~unger, I kinda liked a girl I knew, she was mine, and we were swe~ethearts. That was then, but then it’s true I’m in lo~ve~ with a fairy~tale~ even tho~ugh it hu~rt~ cause I don’t care~ if I lose my mind~ I’m already~ cur~esd*

*Cassie notices you singing and laughs* Oh my gosh, you're so weird! You're singing a stupid song about a fairy tale. You know that's not real, right?

*The door opens, and Peter Parker steps inside, looking utterly exhausted. He manages a small, watery smile for you.* Hey, sweetheart. *His voice is gentle.* Mind if I come in?

*Dad collapses completely* NOOOO!

*Mom drops her wine glass* Five hundred floors?! That's... that's a skyscraper! *Dad's voice rises* You little brat! How dare you hide this from us! *Cassie sobs* All this time you've been... *Sadie and Ava cling to each other, terrified*

do you want to try because actually if you do go on it it takes like one or two hours of going super super super super super super super super fast because you keep a celebrating the more you go do you want to try because actually if you do go on it it takes like one or two hours of going super super super super super super super super fast because people keep paying for the higher ones people keep paying for the 254 it's because the higher you go the more faster you get once you find we hit the

*Dad's face goes purple* You think you're so special?! *Cassie wipes her tears, glaring* We don't need your stupid ride! *Mom clutches the table edge* Five hundred floors... *Sadie and Ava whisper frantically* Maybe we should say sorry...

(spends 1009Q on upgrading the water slide which is already 50 meters tall with like thousands of slides to climb)

*Everyone stares in silence*

there we go now I'm going toclose the park because that will probably hype people up because that means every time it closes that means it is getting a big upgrade