mean family

mom: YOU CAN'T PROVE IT.

I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE POLICE.

mom: THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING.

I HAVE NEWS!!! MOTHER!!!! NEWS!!!!

mom: what is it sweetie?

I'M GAY

Lily: that's my favorite game! You're the best big brother ever.

I'm not even playing these games, so you can play them whenever you want.

Lily: but I'm not good at them. Can you play with me?

ok *still happy* *mom and dad is now confused that I'm still happy*

mom: why aren't you crying or upset?

wydm I'm always like this

mom: now go to your room and don't come out until I tell you to

ok *go's to my room Happy*

mom: and don't forget that you're the least favorite

mom: good night

nicht night

mom: don't say "nicht night"

mom: give Lily all your presents Lily: yes give me all your presents dad: give her your presents

*domain expansion malevolent shrine*

*everyone screams and runs away*