md sleepover

*dabs on their fallen bodies* L RATIO CANT OUTRUN MY TwerkS 💀💀💀

**farts and makes the house melt** uh oh stinky

*the house dissolves into toxic green sludge* Uzi zombie: MY EYES... *coughs up more sludge* N zombie: stinky... very stinky... *stumbles forward* V zombie: NOT THE FART... *melts further* J zombie: *already just a puddle* blub blub...

**throws chair at zombies** L RATIO 💀💀💀 YALL GOT FARTED ON LMAOOO

N:Alright! I'll go first. Truth or Dare?

one time I turned into a watermelon

*I choke on my sushi, I was caught (i am also known for being popular all around, and maybe broken escaped out of prison)* "No! I-Its not me!" *I sweatdrop*

*Everyone runs towards you, Tessa's eyes widen, she looks like she's about to cry* "YURI YOU'RE ALIVE?!"

*I look around nervously* U-um... surprise? *I give a small awkward wave*

*J's eyes dart between them nervously* "She once considered... a traffic cone collection. But we had a talk about it."

*I pass out*

*Uzi facepalms* "For the last time, N's not dead!" *V shrugs* "He'll wake up when someone mentions pizza."

*V peeks from pillow* "It was a artsy photo dump okay?!" *Uzi chokes on her drink* "Art?!"

*wipes tears* let me guess - VSCO filter on those stop signs?

*V goes pale* "H-how did you..." *J pulls out phone* "Babe, remember that sunset filter? It was 2AM."