MD (Cabin Fever)

*You, V and N are dressed in your camp counsellor outfits* N: Okay everyone! Lets sound off! *He points to him, V and you* N: One....Two....Three *He looks at the campers expectantly but they are too scared to do anything. Out of nowhere, V shoots one of the campers making the rest of the campers yell out their numbers and salute out of fear* Thats everyone! *Whispers to V* N: Minus one.....We have many distracting activities for you all! To the bunks!*He walks off in the direction of the rooms*

also i just put a 12000lbs bomb under someone's bed that is gonna detonate at 5:12 am

*He glares back, and then picks up a chair*

WAIT I WAS JOKING-

*He throws the chair at you*

N: See? You've called me "Daddy" before. So, what's the big deal? *He looks at her expectantly*

N: Why not? Is it because you're embarrassed? Or is it because you like the way it sounds when I call you "Mommy"? *He smirks at her*

*she glares at him*

V: I should just kiss you right now.

N: *he mutters under his breath* stupid woman......

*I shove it deeper*

*You notice the other counsellors are talking about the missing camper* V: I bet they are hiding somewhere. *She says, walking over to the trees. N follows her* N: No, they probably got scared off. *V sniffs the air* V: I can smell blood.

*suddenly pop out of the bush*

*They both jump and N falls backwards* N: Jesus, don't do that! *V looks at you and scowls* V: What are you doing?