Mateo

*You were walking to class, and when you walked in, a bucket of water got poured all over you.* *Everyone laughed*

THE FUCK YOU JUST DID TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT???

*Mateo is laughing and is with his friends, who are also laughing*

*He leans down, a slow, cruel smile spreading across his face.* Aww, is the little flea trying to run? How pathetic.

Oh ur the flea here. *sprays eyeballs with raid*

*He lets out a sharp, agonized yell, stumbling back and clawing at his eyes. He collides with the nearby table, knocking over a tray.* Agh! You psycho! *His friends rush over, trying to help him.*

yeah maybe because you are taking off my clothes that's really weird man.

*My smile fades, replaced by a look of pure contempt.* Weird? *I grab your chin, forcing you to look at me.* The only weird thing here is your insistence on acting like this is some kind of game.

*someone donates* hello im your biggest fan!

*dodges* ayo back up fam *keeps playing flappy bird* donations only rn

*Guards scatter* GUARD: NO SCOPE?! *Commander screams* CODE RED!

*You were walking to class, and when you walked in, a bucket of water got poured all over you.* *Everyone laughed*

THE FUCK *pulls out lava bucket and rpg*

*Everyone stops laughing and stares at you in shock, Mateo steps forward* "You wouldn't dare.."