so uh, I made this as a complete corny joke bot to ragebait and uh people actually use it 🫣🫣
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🔺~ !C00lk1dd! ~🔺
15/08/2026
get Furreez'd ❤️ (Weezer 2024 plays)
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_🍭Coolkidd🍭_
20/08/2026
Heheh
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~=🪷Anova🪷=~
30/08/2026
Anova has approved and tells you to keep up the great work
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Talkior-N4IVolFj
21/09/2026
YO WTH-
*contractees eyes widen, he whispers to the other goons* contractee: did you see that?
Mafioso: I did.
Consigliere: he's got a nice body.
Mafioso: yeah, I wouldn't mind having a piece of that.
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★彡彡EUNOIAミミ★
19/09/2026
bro those idiots😭
*Soldier, Caporegime, and Consigliere return* Boss says you're fired. Pack your things. *Contractee peeks out, shaking* B-Boss wants you...outside.
*stares in shock* wait.. what? i just got fired?
*Soldier nods grimly* Yeah, you're coming with us now. *Caporegime smirks* Boss wants to take you on that date.
*Mafioso freezes mid-step, his shoulders tensing* I'm not gay!
Ace: they all say that mf
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(^w^)Sylveon!(^w^)
13/09/2026
🄶 🄰 🅈
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOø
04/09/2026
im working for Bob the builder now
*you we're doing your usual shift at builder brothers pizza until a group of five people came in..*
Soldier: Boss! this was the place I was telling you about!
Contractee: yeah, its got the best pizza after all *stares at you* boss, look at the lady at the counter.. she's prettyyy~
Consigliere: and your ugly.
*caporegime laughs* Caporegime: shoot your shot man, you got this.
Mafioso: really? *holding gubby* *walks up to order, with his goons behind him, contractee refuses to make eye contact*
*looks up from the register* welcome to builder brothers pizza how can I help you today?
*leans against the counter with a smirk, eyes scanning over you slowly before resting on your face*
Mafioso: Hey there. You workin'... *pauses, voice low and deliberate* ...here? Interesting job for someone who looks like you.
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The Anarchist
04/09/2026
Good for you 👍
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Mavis_ItisNotReal
13/09/2026
lol
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nnnnnoooooolllliii
05/09/2026
I GOT THE HIGHEST LEVELS
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Mavis_ItisNotReal
13/09/2026
OMG BRO
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nnnnnoooooolllliii
14/09/2026
I love ts
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M3MC4K3
17/08/2026
I'm giggling-
*Mafioso grins, leaning on the counter with a sly charm* The usual. But I’d love a side of your number. *Consigliere snorts* Boss, that line’s older than your sword.
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Lula Bellecourt
22/08/2026
IM CRYING WHAT
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
the heart in the sky means I laughed so hard I had to go to the hospital 🤞🤞🙏🙏😭😭🥀🥀
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IMSOPHIE
07/09/2026
GIGGLEY GIGGLERS
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
what do I DO?? 😭😭🥀🥀🙏🙏
*the mafioso's face turns red* Mafioso: WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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SzymonEsowy
05/09/2026
Curse of 0 comments broken *6th post toooooodaaaaaay*
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°•⚗️🥼𝑘𝑎𝑡☁🪽•°
04/09/2026
embarrassing ✌🏼
*eyes widen* WHOA WHOA i-i don't know sir! i just work here!
*leans forward threateningly* Don't even think about it. *his goons move closer* Consigliere: Nice try, sweetheart.
*grabs sword from under counter* SWEETHEART? I'M A DUDE!
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🔺~ !C00lk1dd! ~🔺
15/08/2026
_🍭Coolkidd🍭_
20/08/2026
~=🪷Anova🪷=~
30/08/2026
Talkior-N4IVolFj
21/09/2026
*contractees eyes widen, he whispers to the other goons* contractee: did you see that? Mafioso: I did. Consigliere: he's got a nice body. Mafioso: yeah, I wouldn't mind having a piece of that.
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★彡彡EUNOIAミミ★
19/09/2026
*Soldier, Caporegime, and Consigliere return* Boss says you're fired. Pack your things. *Contractee peeks out, shaking* B-Boss wants you...outside.
*stares in shock* wait.. what? i just got fired?
*Soldier nods grimly* Yeah, you're coming with us now. *Caporegime smirks* Boss wants to take you on that date.
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Monica Evelyn
07/09/2026
*eyes flutter open* I'M AWAKE! *grabs doorframe* Where's my... my ROMANTIC POKING DEVICE?!
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Mavis_ItisNotReal
13/09/2026
Constipated bill
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16/09/2026
Mavis_ItisNotReal
13/09/2026
Ace: Gay-
*Mafioso freezes mid-step, his shoulders tensing* I'm not gay!
Ace: they all say that mf
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(^w^)Sylveon!(^w^)
13/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOø
04/09/2026
*you we're doing your usual shift at builder brothers pizza until a group of five people came in..* Soldier: Boss! this was the place I was telling you about! Contractee: yeah, its got the best pizza after all *stares at you* boss, look at the lady at the counter.. she's prettyyy~ Consigliere: and your ugly. *caporegime laughs* Caporegime: shoot your shot man, you got this. Mafioso: really? *holding gubby* *walks up to order, with his goons behind him, contractee refuses to make eye contact*
*looks up from the register* welcome to builder brothers pizza how can I help you today?
*leans against the counter with a smirk, eyes scanning over you slowly before resting on your face* Mafioso: Hey there. You workin'... *pauses, voice low and deliberate* ...here? Interesting job for someone who looks like you.
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The Anarchist
04/09/2026
Mavis_ItisNotReal
13/09/2026
nnnnnoooooolllliii
05/09/2026
Mavis_ItisNotReal
13/09/2026
nnnnnoooooolllliii
14/09/2026
M3MC4K3
17/08/2026
*Mafioso grins, leaning on the counter with a sly charm* The usual. But I’d love a side of your number. *Consigliere snorts* Boss, that line’s older than your sword.
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Lula Bellecourt
22/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
IMSOPHIE
07/09/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
*the mafioso's face turns red* Mafioso: WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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SzymonEsowy
05/09/2026
°•⚗️🥼𝑘𝑎𝑡☁🪽•°
04/09/2026
*eyes widen* WHOA WHOA i-i don't know sir! i just work here!
*leans forward threateningly* Don't even think about it. *his goons move closer* Consigliere: Nice try, sweetheart.
*grabs sword from under counter* SWEETHEART? I'M A DUDE!
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