*Mafioso grins, leaning on the counter with a sly charm* The usual. But I’d love a side of your number. *Consigliere snorts* Boss, that line’s older than your sword.
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Lula Bellecourt
22/08/2026
IM CRYING WHAT
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
the heart in the sky means I laughed so hard I had to go to the hospital 🤞🤞🙏🙏😭😭🥀🥀
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IMSOPHIE
19 hours ago
GIGGLEY GIGGLERS
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
what do I DO?? 😭😭🥀🥀🙏🙏
*the mafioso's face turns red* Mafioso: WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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SzymonEsowy
05/09/2026
Curse of 0 comments broken *6th post toooooodaaaaaay*
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nnnnnoooooolllliii
05/09/2026
I GOT THE HIGHEST LEVELS
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.×Sunshine×.
04/09/2026
im working for Bob the builder now
*you we're doing your usual shift at builder brothers pizza until a group of five people came in..*
Soldier: Boss! this was the place I was telling you about!
Contractee: yeah, its got the best pizza after all *stares at you* boss, look at the lady at the counter.. she's prettyyy~
Consigliere: and your ugly.
*caporegime laughs* Caporegime: shoot your shot man, you got this.
Mafioso: really? *holding gubby* *walks up to order, with his goons behind him, contractee refuses to make eye contact*
*looks up from the register* welcome to builder brothers pizza how can I help you today?
*leans against the counter with a smirk, eyes scanning over you slowly before resting on your face*
Mafioso: Hey there. You workin'... *pauses, voice low and deliberate* ...here? Interesting job for someone who looks like you.
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The Anarchist
04/09/2026
Good for you 👍
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°•🌺💐𝑘𝑎𝑡☁🪽•°
04/09/2026
embarrassing ✌🏼
*eyes widen* WHOA WHOA i-i don't know sir! i just work here!
*leans forward threateningly* Don't even think about it. *his goons move closer* Consigliere: Nice try, sweetheart.
*grabs sword from under counter* SWEETHEART? I'M A DUDE!
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Ilovebread🤫
18/08/2026
Dude take the pizza instead
*takes a step back* woah hold on, I'm working here.. And I'm a man
*waves hand dismissively* Even better. *gestures to goons* Get him.
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(^w^)Sylveon!(^w^)
26/08/2026
"Even better" mafioso gay confirmed?
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
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duckywithpapertoil
13/08/2026
mah dawg
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Constipated bill
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27/08/2026
mine
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
my cats
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michael jackson12
17/08/2026
chat am i cooked
*leans forward* That wasn't a question. *turns to goons* Chain her to my bed.
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Etienne Nkodia
31/08/2026
dont even send the rest bro we all know you getting touched
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Pinned
13/08/2026
🔺~ !C00lk1dd! ~🔺
15/08/2026
_🍭Coolkidd🍭_
20/08/2026
~=🪷Anova🪷=~
30/08/2026
Monica Evelyn
16 hours ago
*eyes flutter open* I'M AWAKE! *grabs doorframe* Where's my... my ROMANTIC POKING DEVICE?!
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SUBSPACE (M3M)
17/08/2026
*Mafioso grins, leaning on the counter with a sly charm* The usual. But I’d love a side of your number. *Consigliere snorts* Boss, that line’s older than your sword.
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Lula Bellecourt
22/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
IMSOPHIE
19 hours ago
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
*the mafioso's face turns red* Mafioso: WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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SzymonEsowy
05/09/2026
nnnnnoooooolllliii
05/09/2026
.×Sunshine×.
04/09/2026
*you we're doing your usual shift at builder brothers pizza until a group of five people came in..* Soldier: Boss! this was the place I was telling you about! Contractee: yeah, its got the best pizza after all *stares at you* boss, look at the lady at the counter.. she's prettyyy~ Consigliere: and your ugly. *caporegime laughs* Caporegime: shoot your shot man, you got this. Mafioso: really? *holding gubby* *walks up to order, with his goons behind him, contractee refuses to make eye contact*
*looks up from the register* welcome to builder brothers pizza how can I help you today?
*leans against the counter with a smirk, eyes scanning over you slowly before resting on your face* Mafioso: Hey there. You workin'... *pauses, voice low and deliberate* ...here? Interesting job for someone who looks like you.
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The Anarchist
04/09/2026
°•🌺💐𝑘𝑎𝑡☁🪽•°
04/09/2026
*eyes widen* WHOA WHOA i-i don't know sir! i just work here!
*leans forward threateningly* Don't even think about it. *his goons move closer* Consigliere: Nice try, sweetheart.
*grabs sword from under counter* SWEETHEART? I'M A DUDE!
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Ilovebread🤫
18/08/2026
*takes a step back* woah hold on, I'm working here.. And I'm a man
*waves hand dismissively* Even better. *gestures to goons* Get him.
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(^w^)Sylveon!(^w^)
26/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
duckywithpapertoil
13/08/2026
Constipated bill
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27/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
michael jackson12
17/08/2026
*leans forward* That wasn't a question. *turns to goons* Chain her to my bed.
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Etienne Nkodia
31/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026