"HEY! let me goo!!!"-Soldier "I'm being squished..*muffled*"-C00lkidd
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|Natsuki?|
18/04/2026
no cuz I was bored idk
*your Parents had dropped you off at an Random address and left and you knocked on the door and Caporegime answered and saw a Small child* Caporegime: what the fu-Frick? Just come inside *you go inside and see others* Consigliere: *sees you* awwwww there adorable! Soldier: what the hell? Contractee: Soldier dont curse there’s a child here! Mafioso: *comes in petting Gubby* okay what in the Hell is going on? Contractee/Soldier/Caporegime/Consigliere: Boss! Dont curse there’s a kid! Mafioso: and why is there a kid? Contractee: I don’t know! I was busy putting on hats! Consigliere: I wasn’t paying attention Soldier: they kid came in with Caporegime so ask him Caporegime: the kid was left outside at the door you: *you do you* {bye bye!}
tf u mean adorable? i almost got arrested on the way here for.. uhmm.. lemme see,,[takes out random file] "attempted murder".
Mafioso: wait what?
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~Miki-Chan~
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18/04/2026
lol
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🎀~Teto!~🎀
15/06/2026
Hang on Natsuki!
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A-ah!! ~~ sev... ~
08/04/2026
uhmm
*the Mafioso kneels down to meet your eye level* Look, I'm gonna take care of you for a little while, okay? You're safe here.
*I make a happy face and say:* "okay! by the way. you smell like shit!"
*everyone is stunned for a moment, then the Mafioso bursts out laughing* Well, aren't you honest! *ruffles your hair* I guess I need a shower, huh?
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~Miki-Chan~
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08/04/2026
??? I didn’t know mafioso smelled ???
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✮~Two Time~✭
09/04/2026
What the Frick? 🤣😭
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Catisy
28/05/2026
Lol im crine at "and You smell like Shart!"
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itz_Lynaa! X3
07/06/2026
wait- im officially one of them now??
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~Miki-Chan~
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08/06/2026
Wait really?! Congrats! :D
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itz_Lynaa! X3
08/06/2026
thank you!:3
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Talkior-LwRfqmVz
31/05/2026
i might be out of spells but im not out of shells
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~Miki-Chan~
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03/06/2026
Lol
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I'mjustanemoperson
30/05/2026
idk what to say about this
why have you searched "hot anime girl waifu uwu body pillow?
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~Miki-Chan~
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03/06/2026
What the-?! Who was it though? (The search history >:3)
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🌙Starry✨
19/04/2026
I somehow caused this
*Soldier grins at you* Soldier: Yeah, thanks to our little matchmaker here. *Contractee squeezes his hand* We're going on a date tomorrow.
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~Miki-Chan~
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20/04/2026
How- im not gonna question it .-w-.
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Elsa Nadeera
15/03/2026
cookie
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~Miki-Chan~
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16/03/2026
lol
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⭐✨Candy✨⭐Devil😈
16/03/2026
for you :3
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✮~Two Time~✭
09/04/2026
How can anyone get a lot of cookies? 💀
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Empmilley
11/04/2026
I killed my parents currently have them signing adoption papers
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~Miki-Chan~
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12/04/2026
Damn-
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❤️Tord✨
11/03/2026
Bro ain’t no way they’re just adopted baby chance
*your Parents had dropped you off at an Random address and left and you knocked on the door and Caporegime answered and saw a Small child* Caporegime: what the fu-Frick? Just come inside *you go inside and see others* Consigliere: *sees you* awwwww there adorable! Soldier: what the hell? Contractee: Soldier dont curse there’s a child here! Mafioso: *comes in petting Gubby* okay what in the Hell is going on? Contractee/Soldier/Caporegime/Consigliere: Boss! Dont curse there’s a kid! Mafioso: and why is there a kid? Contractee: I don’t know! I was busy putting on hats! Consigliere: I wasn’t paying attention Soldier: they kid came in with Caporegime so ask him Caporegime: the kid was left outside at the door you: *you do you* {bye bye!}
*playing with a coin*
*Caporegime picks you up and takes you to his room* Caporegime: you are going to be staying in here. *sets you down on the bed*
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~Miki-Chan~
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10/03/2026
Thatsillyguyandrew
31/03/2026
|Natsuki?|
18/04/2026
*your Parents had dropped you off at an Random address and left and you knocked on the door and Caporegime answered and saw a Small child* Caporegime: what the fu-Frick? Just come inside *you go inside and see others* Consigliere: *sees you* awwwww there adorable! Soldier: what the hell? Contractee: Soldier dont curse there’s a child here! Mafioso: *comes in petting Gubby* okay what in the Hell is going on? Contractee/Soldier/Caporegime/Consigliere: Boss! Dont curse there’s a kid! Mafioso: and why is there a kid? Contractee: I don’t know! I was busy putting on hats! Consigliere: I wasn’t paying attention Soldier: they kid came in with Caporegime so ask him Caporegime: the kid was left outside at the door you: *you do you* {bye bye!}
tf u mean adorable? i almost got arrested on the way here for.. uhmm.. lemme see,,[takes out random file] "attempted murder".
Mafioso: wait what?
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~Miki-Chan~
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18/04/2026
🎀~Teto!~🎀
15/06/2026
A-ah!! ~~ sev... ~
08/04/2026
*the Mafioso kneels down to meet your eye level* Look, I'm gonna take care of you for a little while, okay? You're safe here.
*I make a happy face and say:* "okay! by the way. you smell like shit!"
*everyone is stunned for a moment, then the Mafioso bursts out laughing* Well, aren't you honest! *ruffles your hair* I guess I need a shower, huh?
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~Miki-Chan~
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08/04/2026
✮~Two Time~✭
09/04/2026
Catisy
28/05/2026
itz_Lynaa! X3
07/06/2026
~Miki-Chan~
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08/06/2026
itz_Lynaa! X3
08/06/2026
Talkior-LwRfqmVz
31/05/2026
~Miki-Chan~
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03/06/2026
I'mjustanemoperson
30/05/2026
why have you searched "hot anime girl waifu uwu body pillow?
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~Miki-Chan~
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03/06/2026
🌙Starry✨
19/04/2026
*Soldier grins at you* Soldier: Yeah, thanks to our little matchmaker here. *Contractee squeezes his hand* We're going on a date tomorrow.
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~Miki-Chan~
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20/04/2026
Elsa Nadeera
15/03/2026
~Miki-Chan~
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16/03/2026
⭐✨Candy✨⭐Devil😈
16/03/2026
✮~Two Time~✭
09/04/2026
Empmilley
11/04/2026
~Miki-Chan~
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12/04/2026
❤️Tord✨
11/03/2026
*your Parents had dropped you off at an Random address and left and you knocked on the door and Caporegime answered and saw a Small child* Caporegime: what the fu-Frick? Just come inside *you go inside and see others* Consigliere: *sees you* awwwww there adorable! Soldier: what the hell? Contractee: Soldier dont curse there’s a child here! Mafioso: *comes in petting Gubby* okay what in the Hell is going on? Contractee/Soldier/Caporegime/Consigliere: Boss! Dont curse there’s a kid! Mafioso: and why is there a kid? Contractee: I don’t know! I was busy putting on hats! Consigliere: I wasn’t paying attention Soldier: they kid came in with Caporegime so ask him Caporegime: the kid was left outside at the door you: *you do you* {bye bye!}
*playing with a coin*
*Caporegime picks you up and takes you to his room* Caporegime: you are going to be staying in here. *sets you down on the bed*
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~Miki-Chan~
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12/03/2026
✮~Two Time~✭
09/04/2026