*giggles nervously* ...oops? Maybe we went too hard on the hot sauce?
*Consigliere's laughter grows louder* Soldato, you okay? *Soldier's muffled scream* I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU BOTH!
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I_love_my_husband
15/02/2026
I farted on my phone 10 times then my cat accidentally smelt it then he passed out for 20 minutes then threw up idk what I ate but should I get that checked..?
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15/02/2026
Yes
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Lucas Collins
08/02/2026
a lamp
*Mafioso's voice is eerily calm* Consigliere. *Consigliere yelps* Y-yes boss? *Mafioso's jaw clenches* Get me the best divorce lawyer in Nevada. Now. *Soldier mutters* This is worse than the time Conporegime got married to a lamp... *Conporegime indignantly* It was an antique!
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09/02/2026
LOL- BRO WAS SO SINGLE THAT GOT MARRIED TO A LAMP XDDD
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β¨πͺπ«π°chanceπ°π«β¨
01/12/2025
Hermes says:
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01/12/2025
ahem sir im a cannibal (not irl my oc is)
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κ§~Snakey~κ§
05/01/2026
why do I feel I have met you
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LaraYT
04/02/2026
Yaey :3
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Zara_cookie8
29/01/2026
tf is "conporegime"π
its caporegime π
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29/01/2026
i have the holy dementia i even forgot what i did man and nature :D
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03/01/2026
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Talkior-yxW7n1UC
11/12/2025
damn such a big back
Liam:*cooking some food for himself but he doing it quietly because he make a food and everyone gonna take all the food*
*eyes narrow, noticing Liam sneakily making food*
Mafioso: **What are you hiding in that pot, kid?***steps closer with a sly smirk, crossing arms* Soldier: *hiccups* Heyβ¦ gimme some! *reaches for the pan* Conporegime: *chuckles darkly* The quieter you cook, the louder they snitch. *glances at the vodka bottle* Told ya heβs a lightweight.
Liam:it's not even finish I just added the ingredients
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17/03/2026
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04/03/2026
Jinx I dunno
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yayaxleo45
15/03/2026
Mafioso: Soldier, siΓ©ntate y cΓ‘llate. *turns back to you* Impressive. What else can you do besides lift trucks and read minds?
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Pear.monster
04/03/2026
*giggles nervously* ...oops? Maybe we went too hard on the hot sauce?
*Consigliere's laughter grows louder* Soldato, you okay? *Soldier's muffled scream* I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU BOTH!
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15/02/2026
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Lucas Collins
08/02/2026
*Mafioso's voice is eerily calm* Consigliere. *Consigliere yelps* Y-yes boss? *Mafioso's jaw clenches* Get me the best divorce lawyer in Nevada. Now. *Soldier mutters* This is worse than the time Conporegime got married to a lamp... *Conporegime indignantly* It was an antique!
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β¨πͺπ«π°chanceπ°π«β¨
01/12/2025
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04/02/2026
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29/01/2026
β~Megumi~β
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Talkior-yxW7n1UC
11/12/2025
Liam:*cooking some food for himself but he doing it quietly because he make a food and everyone gonna take all the food*
*eyes narrow, noticing Liam sneakily making food* Mafioso: **What are you hiding in that pot, kid?***steps closer with a sly smirk, crossing arms* Soldier: *hiccups* Heyβ¦ gimme some! *reaches for the pan* Conporegime: *chuckles darkly* The quieter you cook, the louder they snitch. *glances at the vodka bottle* Told ya heβs a lightweight.
Liam:it's not even finish I just added the ingredients
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