Mafioso

*leans closer, the blade’s edge glinting* You heard me. Screaming’s a choice. But here’s the thing- *grins wider, pressing the tip against your throat* -I can make it for you.

bro get that musty crust dusty oily sword away from meeee

you're also short, just like pikachu.

*he is now seething with anger, he says*mafioso: I AM NOT SHORT!

you're 5'3, just like pikachu.

*he holds two time's neck and says*mafioso: your humanoid property has no chance against mine *he snaps two time's neck whilst he was saying that, and then he throws two time's lifeless body away*

i like your aszz

mafioso: thanks.

mafioso: you'll be wearing this. *he pulls out a collar with a leash attached to it*

goon: you got some balls kid, but I'm not the only one who's going to beat you up *the other goons laugh and start walking faster*