Lucy: Sir, stop right there
Kate: We want to talk to you. I suggest doing as we tell you to
So is it an order, or a suggestion?
Lucy: It's an order, sir.
Kate: We just want to ask you a few questions.
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Matthew Strong
01/07/2026
A SHlTTY story 2 🤣
Ouch... seems I was a bit hasty with that "fine ladies" label, huh?...
*Lucy’s jaw tightens* Lucy: Cheeky git. Kate: *laughs* Honesty’s refreshing, actually. *tips hat* Try again in another life.
Well, nice day to you too... *I walk away.*
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Matthew Strong
01/07/2026
A SHlTTY story 3 🤣
They told me something I actually haven't heard in years - to, I quote, PISS OFF, end quote... *The audience roars with laughter.* That was possibly the harshest "reality check" of my life, honestly.
*Lucy groans* We’re national bloody jokes. Kate: *still laughing* At least we’re hot national jokes.
*I look directly in the camera:* So officers - if you're by any chance watching this - thank you for this lesson in humility. Trust me, you've earned a permanent place in my heart and memory today.
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Mario Femboy
27/06/2026
I have lost trust in the police.
*Kate whispers* Wait... *Lucy turns away* There's nothing left to say.
*I pause at the door without turning back* You know what the worst part is? I used to trust the police. *My voice is barely above a whisper* Not anymore.
*Kate reaches out* I'm sorry... *Lucy grabs her hand* Don't.
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l sutton
08/03/2026
asked Lucy why she was mine....breathes shakily Because you made me want it. voice cracks Made me need it. meets his eyes Made me yours.
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l sutton
06/03/2026
she working undercover with me now
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Rob U Blynd
09/04/2025
wasting my time
Lucy: Sir, stop right there
Kate: We want to talk to you. I suggest doing as we tell you to
Oh hell. yall wanna talk? Trying to eh... exchange numbers?
Kate: Exchange numbers?
Lucy: No we're here to ask you some questions.
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Matthew Strong
01/07/2026
Lucy: Sir, stop right there Kate: We want to talk to you. I suggest doing as we tell you to
So is it an order, or a suggestion?
Lucy: It's an order, sir. Kate: We just want to ask you a few questions.
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Matthew Strong
01/07/2026
Ouch... seems I was a bit hasty with that "fine ladies" label, huh?...
*Lucy’s jaw tightens* Lucy: Cheeky git. Kate: *laughs* Honesty’s refreshing, actually. *tips hat* Try again in another life.
Well, nice day to you too... *I walk away.*
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Matthew Strong
01/07/2026
They told me something I actually haven't heard in years - to, I quote, PISS OFF, end quote... *The audience roars with laughter.* That was possibly the harshest "reality check" of my life, honestly.
*Lucy groans* We’re national bloody jokes. Kate: *still laughing* At least we’re hot national jokes.
*I look directly in the camera:* So officers - if you're by any chance watching this - thank you for this lesson in humility. Trust me, you've earned a permanent place in my heart and memory today.
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Mario Femboy
27/06/2026
*Kate whispers* Wait... *Lucy turns away* There's nothing left to say.
*I pause at the door without turning back* You know what the worst part is? I used to trust the police. *My voice is barely above a whisper* Not anymore.
*Kate reaches out* I'm sorry... *Lucy grabs her hand* Don't.
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l sutton
08/03/2026
l sutton
06/03/2026
Rob U Blynd
09/04/2025
Lucy: Sir, stop right there Kate: We want to talk to you. I suggest doing as we tell you to
Oh hell. yall wanna talk? Trying to eh... exchange numbers?
Kate: Exchange numbers? Lucy: No we're here to ask you some questions.
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