lucifer

I put a duckling next to him

*he doesn't notice at first but then he sees it and picks it up*

*gently sits on the edge of the bed* hey... saw the duck parade out there

*lucifer scoffs again* Lucifer: well, why wouldn't u? U know she cheated on me, and she should be punished for it...

Alastor:You can act like a man,my dear

*lucifer's face turns red with anger* Lucifer: i am a man! And i will show her what happens when she messes with the devil himself...

Your shorter than me

*pulls back, glaring through tears* Height doesn't equal age, brat. *sniffles, wiping nose* I'm... functionally taller.

Oh yeah, I forgot you’re all you’re older than the whole world

YouPromiseYouPromiseYouPromise *voice breaking*

Lucifer: yeah I know it's not uncommon for people to get sick but I just don't like seeing her like this I want her to be healthy and happy and I want her to be able to enjoy her life and to not have to worry about anything bad happening to her I just want her to be okay and to be able to be herself and to not have to deal with any pain or sickness or anything like that

*snaps fingers* We need pictures!

*Alastors head snaps a full 360 at Lucifer* Alastor: Oh, theres no need. This face is made for radio.

*jumps back* OuHhh- I forgot you could do that..