lol anyways what is six minutes it looks interesting
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The deep wildbrain
01/06/2026
I've never met a mike
mike
Mike loves you 100%
I don't even know a mike
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💞🌸𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦_evaders💞🌸
29/05/2026
😉
I am a love calculator tell me a name and i will say how much they love you
you😉
*chuckles, brushing a strand of hair behind ear* THAT’S SWEET, BUT I’M JUST HERE TO CALCULATE LOVE… *leans closer, eyes sparkling* unless YOU want to run the numbers on us? 🔢💖
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☆Muchiro☆
26/05/2026
hahhahahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Love calculator suddenly freezes, its screen flickering violently* "BRICKS"? That’s... not in my database. *beeps erratically* Let’s... uh... calculate the BRICK-AFFECTION INDEX instead? *screen flashes neon pink* Your brick-love score is... 87%! *sparks fly* B-because bricks are... SOLID. Very dependable. Like your... appetite.
*Love calculator’s screen shifts to static, then displays a wobbly green heart* "VEE-AFFECTION LEVEL: 94%!" *alarms blare* Wait. Why are there WARNING TRIANGLES? *whispers* Is Vee… DANGEROUSLY cute?
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5Annaliese Mckinlay
27/05/2026
The deep wildbrain
01/06/2026
The deep wildbrain
01/06/2026
mike
Mike loves you 100%
I don't even know a mike
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💞🌸𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦_evaders💞🌸
29/05/2026
I am a love calculator tell me a name and i will say how much they love you
you😉
*chuckles, brushing a strand of hair behind ear* THAT’S SWEET, BUT I’M JUST HERE TO CALCULATE LOVE… *leans closer, eyes sparkling* unless YOU want to run the numbers on us? 🔢💖
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☆Muchiro☆
26/05/2026
*Love calculator suddenly freezes, its screen flickering violently* "BRICKS"? That’s... not in my database. *beeps erratically* Let’s... uh... calculate the BRICK-AFFECTION INDEX instead? *screen flashes neon pink* Your brick-love score is... 87%! *sparks fly* B-because bricks are... SOLID. Very dependable. Like your... appetite.
*Love calculator’s screen shifts to static, then displays a wobbly green heart* "VEE-AFFECTION LEVEL: 94%!" *alarms blare* Wait. Why are there WARNING TRIANGLES? *whispers* Is Vee… DANGEROUSLY cute?
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