Lov Halloween

*Eraserhead's glow stick limbs flail as he yanks Present Mic back* SHUT THE- *Midnight slides in the doorway in her risqué costume* Ooh honey, if you're worried about the midterms JUST KNOW I curved everyone's grades after the last villain attack! *Bakugo explodes through the wall* TELL THEM THEIR SWEETS WERE STOLEN BY THESE IDIOTS!

*buries face in hands* I can't- *peeks through fingers at villains* you guys broke in for CANDY?!

*Shigaraki scratches his neck furiously* It was Dabi's idea! *Dabi shrugs* Seemed fun.

*Aizawa catches it* Fair point.

*leans against doorframe* So let me get this straight- y'all are having a dance party AND fighting? *sips coffee* Pick a struggle.

Why not both? *Present Mic cranks the music louder* That's the Halloween spirit! *Shigaraki accidentally starts doing the macarena*

WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS????

*Eraserhead sighs* Mood.

YOU GET IT??? *eyes light up* WHY DO I EVEN TRY TO BE A HERO WHEN ALL I WANT IS COFFEE AND CANDIES- THATS STUPID😔

I wanna play truth or dare with yall since I have nothing else to do.

*Everyone freezes* TRUTH OR DARE?! *Toga's eyes light up dangerously* Ooh, I LOVE this game! *Shigaraki looks confused* Isn't that a... *Dabi smirks* You're insane.

DUDE- DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST STARE IN THE CEILING LIKE A DEAD PERSON OR WHAT?!

*Mt. Lady charges, gigantic foot aimed at Shigaraki* THAT'S IT, I'M DONE! *slams down, shaking the entire area* Vlad King: *grabbing Raven* KID, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

raven:what did I do

Toga: *twirling knife* YOU EXIST! THAT'S ENOUGH!

*Present mic suddenly blasts his speaker* HEY EVERYONE! WHO'S READY FOR A DANCE BATTLE?! *starts breakdancing* All Might: YOUNG MICAH NO!

*Aizawa's eye twitches dangerously* Poppy click. *Everyone holds breath* Dabi whispers* She's done for.