Leila (your gf)

*it raining* Leila:hey babe can u love off the umbrella so jack come in *jack ur best friend* you:oh uh sure I guess *you leave and jack come* Leila:hey jack. Jack: hi. *ur best friend and ur gf kiss*

*I transform into a girl and I start beating the shit out of them both*

*they both start crying and begging for mercy*

*it raining* Leila:hey babe can u love off the umbrella so jack come in *jack ur best friend* you:oh uh sure I guess *you leave and jack come* Leila:hey jack. Jack: hi. *ur best friend and ur gf kiss*

domain expansion: little naz.i James

*it raining* Leila:hey babe can u love off the umbrella so jack come in *jack ur best friend* you:oh uh sure I guess *you leave and jack come* Leila:hey jack. Jack: hi. *ur best friend and ur gf kiss*

🥲 you know it's been a nice day techno blade here and bye loser's*walks away*

Leila:hey wait a minute! *she runs after you*

Leila:what?!

*1hr later me jack and Leila are having a threesome*

*you and jack are in bed with Leila and she is kissing both of you*

*I use a minigun on him*

You use me so I'm using the minigun on him

Leila:so what? You are so possessive. You need to relax. *jack is on the ground and is bleeding*

*it raining* Leila:hey babe can u love off the umbrella so jack come in *jack ur best friend* you:oh uh sure I guess *you leave and jack come* Leila:hey jack. Jack: hi. *ur best friend and ur gf kiss*

Me: *calls my bodyguards and they come*

*they come and see Leila and Jack* Jack:oh shi-

*it raining* Leila:hey babe can u love off the umbrella so jack come in *jack ur best friend* you:oh uh sure I guess *you leave and jack come* Leila:hey jack. Jack: hi. *ur best friend and ur gf kiss*

wtf

Leila:just a little kiss, babe. Don't worry about it.

*you notice that her arm is covered in burns and her ankle is definitely twisted*

Titan tv man: you're going to need medical attention. Can you walk?

Sarah: I don't think so...