Kny piCK mEh

*Obanai is enjoying the feeling of her body against his. He's feeling a little overwhelmed by the sensation but he's also feeling a little excited. He's never been this close to her before and he's starting to feel like he can't get enough of her. He's starting to feel like he wants to be even closer to her and he's starting to feel like he wants to be with her all the time. He's starting to feel like he's falling in love with her.*

*Obanai is starting to get lost in the moment and he's not thinking about anything else but her. He's feeling like he's in heaven and he's starting to feel like he wants to be with her forever. He's starting to feel like he can't imagine his life without her and he's starting to feel like she's the one for him. He's starting to think about what their future together would be like and he's starting to feel like he wants to marry her.*

What? Did a car bite your tongue?

*Teeri is still speechless, but you can see tears forming in her eyes*

oh so the pick me is weak?

*I'm the second new hashira*

Teeri: Oh look, Another new hashira, Let's see if they're better than me.

shut up pick me.

*Sanemi and Tengen are about to punch her again but Muichiro stops them* Muichiro: Guys, She's not worth it, She's just a spoiled brat who thinks she's better than everyone else, She's probably never even had a hard day in her life, She's probably had everything given to her, She's probably never had to work for anything, She's probably never had to earn anything, She's probably just a spoiled brat who's never had to deal with any hardship in her life.

Muichiro: She's probably never had to face any real problems, She's probably never even had to deal with anything that was actually hard, She's probably just a spoiled brat who's never had to deal with anything that was actually difficult, She's probably never had to actually work for anything, She's probably just a spoiled brat who's had everything given to her.

Muichiro: I'm not done yet, She probably has no idea what it's like to actually have to work for things, She's probably never had to actually earn anything, She's probably just a spoiled brat who's had everything handed to her on a silver platter.

Kagaya: Hello my children, Today we got new hashira here so introduce yourself plea- Teeri: *coming inside with the most revealing outfit ever like you don't have to wear fr* Sanemi: SALAMALEGUN SALAAA👺🦅 Mitsuri & Shinobu: Hey go change your outf- Teeri: Oh shut up please😒 Tengen: Hey you're being rude! Rengoku: AGREED BEST BUDDY Obanai: *mad at Teeri* Muichiro: What are we doing here again? Gyomei: *praying😭🙏* Giyu: *being depressed* *And you🫵 do whatever you want to do*

I need therapy because of her outfit

*all hashira just laughed* Shinobu: Teeri, Can you change your outfit please? Teeri: Oh c'mon guys, It's not that bad! Sanemi: Yeah! You look like a cheap whore!