kny pick me

emily: yes i am! my tiny little legs and my tiny little hands and my tiny little voice! i am the tiniest girl in the world! *she is actually very tall and has a deep voice*

are you smaller then me

emily: no! i am a big strong girl, i am way taller than you. *she is actually much shorter than you*

*ti fissa intensamente* sei... quello che scrive sempre sui bigliettini?

*alza gli occhi al cielo* Dai, non fare il misterioso!

*gonfia le guance, puntando un dito accusatore verso di te* Perché mi ignori?! Con me dovresti essere più GENTILE! *voce stridula che si fa più alta*

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*ti afferra il braccio con forza eccessiva, tirandoti verso di sé con uno strattone brusco* Ascoltami quando ti parlo! Non sai chi sono io? *sussurra sprezzante* Tutti mi desiderano, principi e Hashira...

master kagaya: we have a new ha- *emily cuts him off* emily: hewwo!!! im so smoll, the boiz need to protect me *im cringing asf. mster kagaya hit her in the head with a pan* master: i was saying we have a new hashira, my children. tengen: she dont look flashy! rengoku: approved best buddy. obanai: *staring at mitsuri like a creep.* mitsuri: *eating mochi* sanemi: *arguing with giyu about why he dosnt talk* shinobu: *pooking giyu* you have no friends. giyu: ...

*trying not to laugh cause master hit Emily with a pan*

*master kagaya is still holding the pan* master: i am so sorry about her.

obanai I got a girl before you-

*Obanai glares* ...Die.

you wish you had as much rizz as me

master: i see. she has been a problem for a while now, she needs to be taught a lesson. would you like to be the one to do it?

i can try but i think she will just start crying

master: that's the point, she needs to realize how much she is hurting others. you can start by telling her how you feel, then we'll see how she reacts.