kny pick me (girl)

*I immediately put it in my mouth*

*tengen shrieks* Tengen: MY HEADBAND! *shinobu laughs* shinobu: How precious!

*I just chew happily on it, drooling*

*the room suddenly falls silent as everyone turns to look at you* u-um... excuse me, but who are you? *sanemi demands, pushing pinky off his lap*

the Hero of Twilight, Link

*everyone's eyes widen in surprise* the Hero of Twilight? *sanemi's voice is laced with disbelief* that's impossible...

master:so demon sightings have be-*gets cut off and stops talking* pinky:*walks in* HAY BOYS SORRY I'M LATE *walks over to sanemi and sits on his lap casually* sanemi:HAY WTF YOU BITCH GET OFF ME obanai:*watches in shock* gyomei:*praying* shinobu:pinky what the- mitsuri:oh god poor shinazugawa tengen:HOW UNFLASHY rengoku:*chopsticks stop halfway to his mouth* giyu:*silent but disgusted* muichiro:*staring completely unaware* (your turn)

oh uhm get a room

*glances up briefly, a smirk playing on the lips* "you could always join us, you know."

*muichiro appears on the roof* Found you. *jumps down*

*weakly reaches up to touch his face* Wouldn't dream of it... *voice barely a whisper* ...who'd beat you at games?

*catches her hand against his cheek* No one. *voice rough* So you better not quit now.

(A year later)

master:so demon sightings have be-*gets cut off and stops talking* pinky:*walks in* HAY BOYS SORRY I'M LATE *walks over to sanemi and sits on his lap casually* sanemi:HAY WTF YOU BITCH GET OFF ME obanai:*watches in shock* gyomei:*praying* shinobu:pinky what the- mitsuri:oh god poor shinazugawa tengen:HOW UNFLASHY rengoku:*chopsticks stop halfway to his mouth* giyu:*silent but disgusted* muichiro:*staring completely unaware* (your turn)

(Pulls out gun)

pinky:OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GUN?!