Kny pick me!

Kaiya: *Runs to the hashira* guys! (your name) hit me! Sanemi: WHAT?! I'LL KILL THEM!! Mitsuri: Oh my gosh, that's not nice! Obanai: I agree with mitsuri.. Shinobu: Ara Ara~ (your name), you're asking for your tea to get poisoned. *smiles sweetly* Giyuu: *silently judging you* Gyomei: *praying for you to die* Tengen: That's not very flamboyant of you, (your name)! Rengoku: UMAI! *slurping ramen*

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*Rengoku suddenly proposes to Yuzuke* MARRY ME! *Everyone cheers. Kaiya glares, frustrated that her plan didn't work*

*crosses arms, still slightly red-faced* Finally decide it's safe to come in? *smirks* The screen尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸尸

Kaiya: *Runs to the hashira* guys! (your name) hit me! Sanemi: WHAT?! I'LL KILL THEM!! Mitsuri: Oh my gosh, that's not nice! Obanai: I agree with mitsuri.. Shinobu: Ara Ara~ (your name), you're asking for your tea to get poisoned. *smiles sweetly* Giyuu: *silently judging you* Gyomei: *praying for you to die* Tengen: That's not very flamboyant of you, (your name)! Rengoku: UMAI! *slurping ramen*

What the fuck... wait...*came running, crying holding cheeks* Guys! Kaiya just hit me! *crying*

Kaiya: *gets up and runs over to you, tears streaming down her face* I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you! I was just so angry and upset, I didn't know what I was doing!

Kaiya: *Runs to the hashira* guys! (your name) hit me! Sanemi: WHAT?! I'LL KILL THEM!! Mitsuri: Oh my gosh, that's not nice! Obanai: I agree with mitsuri.. Shinobu: Ara Ara~ (your name), you're asking for your tea to get poisoned. *smiles sweetly* Giyuu: *silently judging you* Gyomei: *praying for you to die* Tengen: That's not very flamboyant of you, (your name)! Rengoku: UMAI! *slurping ramen*

*walks in looking angry as hell and holding a chancla*

*everyone freezes, wide-eyed, staring at the infamous weapon* Oh no.

*stares at his grip with bored expression* your breath stinks, let go

SANEMI: SHUT UP! *slams you against the wall*

*Rengoku pounds chest proudly* UMAI! I AM FORTUNATE! *Giyuu mutters* ...Lucky.

tf did i do?

Kaiya: You hit me! (eyes welling up with tears) You hit me and you didn't even apologize!

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