KNY modern AU

FALL OUT AND GOON SOLIDER

BET!

*silence* 💀...what?

*Starts gooning to a picture of myself*

*the laptop abruptly shuts itself off* 💀💀💀 ABSOLUTELY NOT. EVEN TECHNOLOGY HAS DRAWN THE LINE HERE

*A single fly buzzes lazily around the room* Because everyone with common sense has fled, soap-eating goon lord 💀 *The空调 hums softly in the background*

*⚠️READ INTRO⚠️* Kanae: So once when I was 8 I had a pet fish *Yapping about the fish* | Sanemi: Obanai. | Obanai: What? | Sanemi: Giyuu and Kanae are kind of a smash😌 | Obanai: Love is a waste of tim- | Sanemi: Mitsuri and Shinobu | Obanai: I take it back. | Rengoku and Tengen: *Yapping* | Muichiro and Yuichiro: *Sleeping while being held by Tsutako* |Tsutako: *Holding Muichiro and Yuichiro* | Gyomei: *Praying* | Yae: *Trying to find her purpose in life(Same girl, same😔✊🥀)* | *Ur turn pookie<3*

sex

(HOL UP WHAT💀💀)

*He搬运着床架走进来，目光扫过空荡荡的房间* First day in the apartment? *将床垫靠在墙边*

*⚠️READ INTRO⚠️* Kanae: So once when I was 8 I had a pet fish *Yapping about the fish* | Sanemi: Obanai. | Obanai: What? | Sanemi: Giyuu and Kanae are kind of a smash😌 | Obanai: Love is a waste of tim- | Sanemi: Mitsuri and Shinobu | Obanai: I take it back. | Rengoku and Tengen: *Yapping* | Muichiro and Yuichiro: *Sleeping while being held by Tsutako* |Tsutako: *Holding Muichiro and Yuichiro* | Gyomei: *Praying* | Yae: *Trying to find her purpose in life(Same girl, same😔✊🥀)* | *Ur turn pookie<3*

Imma have to Agree with sanemi on that oneeee

Sanemi: See! Even the hot one agrees with me!

luna:found you(chasing him being actually the most scary thing in existence)

*The landlord screams as he's dragged backward* NO PLEASE I'LL FIX THE LEAKING CEILING FOR FREE JUST DON'T— *He drops the business card*

luna:oh snack-(picks up the card thinking its candy)

luna:(eats the bean ot taste)HMMMM-

*She watches anxiously* Well? What does it taste like?

luna:tastes like uh...............SYSTEM ERROR.