kny horror

Sanemi: You're either the bravest or the stupidest person I've ever met.

call me stupid and I'll make you scream

Mitsuri: *screams* Obanai: *appears out of nowhere in 0.0001 secs* WHAT'S WRONG BAB- I MEAN KANROJI Sanemi: *comes with his sword* WHERE'S THE DEMON??? ru kidding me it's just a fu**** do- Shinobu: Ara ara kanroji whats wrong- AHHH tanjiro: WHAT'S WRONG MISS KANROJI? oh.. Zenitsu and inosuke: *still asleep*Giyu: *with his sword* .... *leaves* Muichiro: Hey where's the demon? Tengen: Kanroji its uNfLaShY to scream at 1 am kanroji Rengoku: I agree best buddy! Haunted doll: *creepy smile*

*I run down stairs* where is the dem- *I look at the doll* WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS IS THAT!!?

Kanroji: YOU SAW IT TOO RIGHT?? Shinobu: Yes it's real! Obanai: I think it's a demon... Tengen: Let's just ignore it and go back to sleep!

*the dolls eyes snap open, its head slowly turns to face you*

*tilts head slightly, still smiling* did you get enough beauty sleep dollie? 🥀

*The doll's smile widens unnaturally, its voice a chilling whisper* "Sleep is for the living..." *Its head tilts at an impossible angle* "And you... will be neither."

I KNOW TAEKWONDO!!! *I charge at the door and it opens* yes!

*I steal genya's gun and I shoot the doll 178472946394947396583 times*

*the doll breaks and a ghost comes out*

*I hold up a cross* BE BAPTIZED, ROSIE, AND BE GONE FROM HERE SATAN!!!!

*kicks the doll in the moon*