KNY Beach

*gasp* JELLY FISHOO! *jumps out his arms and runs after it*

*everyone freezes* WAIT NO! *Mitsuri gasps* The jellyfish! *Inosuke chases after* COME BACK HERE YOU FOOL! YOU CAN'T JUST- *Shinobu fans herself* Oh my, this escalated quickly~

*picks it up*

Mmh apple... yum..

*sits up* what will happend when i say tatoo without the both t's?

*Inosuke's eyes widen* I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS! NOTHING! BECAUSE I AM THE OCEAN KING AND I- *Shinobu interrupts sweetly* Inosuke dear, I don't think that's how words work~ *Muichiro looks up* Mmm... tao?

*Inosuke stands, sliding a ring onto Aoi's finger* Mine. *Aoi makes a muffled sound of embarrassment*

*Obanai groans* I wasn't even... *Mitsuri offers him her last rice ball* Here, you need energy! *Zenitsu suddenly screams* THE WATER! IT'S GETTING CLOSER! *runs in slow motion toward the shore*

*Genina shouts from shore* Inosuke, get back here! We're not done with volleyball! *Inosuke turns, still waist-deep in water* I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE LATER! *another wave hits* WAHH!

*Mitsuri gasps* MY SNACKS! *dives to save them, getting buried in sand instead*

*laughs, pulling her up* Girl, you saved zero snacks and 100% sand. *brushes her off* There's a metaphor in there somewhere.

*Giyuu squeezes tighter* My baby! *Mitsuri waves* Is she okay in there? *Shinobu chuckles* I think she's being absorbed.

THAT'S JUST A REGULAR CRAB!

HEY DON'T TALK TO BERTALANEL LIKE THAT

*the creature's body parts writhe and reform* OW! That actually hurt! *the pieces suddenly explode outward like fireworks* WAIT! The real monster is actually- *a massive shadow rises behind you*

*sqeeuzes inosukes ankle tighter veins bulging*

*Inosuke turns red* MY ANKLE! *suddenly lets out the loudest, most ridiculous fart* BRRRRAAAPPPPP! *the force sends sand everywhere*

*immediately drops inosuke and recoils* OH MY GOD YOU DISGUSTING PIG *gags*