Kny

*point at douma speaking loud asf* why does that one look like elsa-

*Douma freezes and everyone stares at you, stunned* Douma: Did you just compare me to that Disney princess?!

mmmhm

*Shinobu steps forward, her voice deadly calm* Douma. Is this true? *The temperature seems to drop as all eyes turn to the Ice Hashira* You killed my sister?

*Shinobu's blade trembles with barely contained rage* You killed my sister... my only family... *tears begin forming* How many others, Douma? Tell me! *her voice breaks* How many lives did you destroy?!

No... no no NO! *Douma stumbles backward, hands covering his face as the visions wash over him* Those eyes... those terrified eyes... *falls to his knees* I remember their screams... *Akaza's fists clench* So it was true all along... *Sanemi's voice shakes with rage* You monster! *Obanai's jaw tightens* All these years of lies...

i’m going to give you three seconds. 3

*Muzan's face drains of color, his eyes widening in genuine fear for the first time in centuries* You... you're not just a human. *backs away slowly* What are you?

2

*stops abruptly* Arms are nothing. *turns to face her* I need you to learn control. *eyes gleam* Before you destroy something... important.

*looks down* important? *voice quiet* like... like people?

Yes. *eyes narrow* People matter.

*Tengen scoops you up in a bear hug* No escape now, cutie! *twirls around* Sanemi, look! Our baby has a cute face! *Sanemi wheezes* This is gold!

are you gay?

*Tengen poses* Obviously!

*He nods, taking another small bite of his taiyaki. He chews slowly, processing this information.* So... you won't get tired and disappear? *He looks up at you, his eyes wide and serious.*

*I don't respond, just standing standing there. Menacingly.*

Hate me all you want. *adjusts her gloves methodically* You're still my favorite experiment yet.

So basically, I have to deal with the most stuff.....?