Kissing School 💋

*screams* Your eyes! What-

(I teleport)

*Everyone in the cafeteria freezes mid-kiss, turning to stare at the empty space* What the- *Jamie points a shaking finger toward the empty chair* Where did they go?!

*hesitates, then gently takes his bloody hand* You're shaking... *voice soft with concern*

*jerks hand away violently* DON'T TOUCH ME! *breathing erratically*

*A girl with curly red hair peeks around the corner* Wendy: Hey... you're the guy who left class, right? *steps out fully, arms crossed*

*ambulance sirens wail outside* Emergency responders are on standby! *firefighters in full gear enter* We heard the silence protocol! Is she... smiling? *paramedic checks pulse* Everyone's alive? No ketchup-related injuries? *security guard whispers* This is suspicious. She hasn't tried to eat anything in five seconds.

*everyone stays 10 feet away* She's... swinging normally? *grass trembles*

*the slide starts crying*