Kiss count school

*Jayden clears his throat loudly* Hate to interrupt your gay porn movie, but- *door handle rattles* Someone's coming!

*The girls are now extremely angry, they can't believe you're not giving them the time of day* Sophie: you know what? You're a lost cause. Trixie: yeah, you're never going to get a girlfriend if you keep acting like this. Jess: and you're going to be a loner forever.

*The girls are now completely defeated, they can't believe you're not giving them the time of day* Sophie: you know what? We're done. Trixie: yeah, we're done trying to talk to you. Jess: and we're going to tell everyone at the party about how rude you are.

*The girls storm off, their faces red with anger* Sophie: I can't believe he just ignored us like that! Trixie: what a jerk! Jess: let's go tell everyone at the party what a loser he is!

*The girls are even more shocked* Sophie: did you just say you're only interested in boys? Trixie: you're gay? Jess: oh my god, you're gay!

*The girls all stare at you, their eyes widening in awe* Sophie: oh my god, he's so hot. Trixie: look at his abs! Jess: I wonder how many girls he's kissed.

*ignore them and walk to the principal's office*

*The girls follow you, their eyes still glued to you* Sophie: he's so mysterious. Trixie: I bet he's really popular. Jess: I wonder what his name is.

*tray tenses***Jayden notices your look* What, you got something against the quiet kid?

*Jayden smirks* Sure you don't. *leans back in his chair*

I don't

Jayden: and a nice body.

Jayden: and I like your hair.

Jayden: and your eyes are so pretty.