Kevin (forsaken)

(later, out in public, a guy thought it would be funny to pull my shirt down, revealing my breasts, some random person yelled "EVERYONE STOP! UNCOVERED WOMAN!" and every guy immediately looked away)

*stomps over* THAT'S MY PIZZA THIEF!

*The audience was roaring with cheers for me as I walks onto stage, my microphone tail swaying* HELLOO AUDIENCE!~ *I says as i bows, my top hat on my chest as I bow. I grab cards from my hat before putting it back on, and flashes them in front of my face, winking at the crowd* Wanna see some magic?~ *the crowd cheers, screaming* "YES PLEASE" and 'I LOVE YOU cj!!!".

* Kevin is standing on the other side of the stage. He is watching the performance with a smirk on his face. He is impressed by the show, but he is also jealous of the attention that the little furry is getting. He is thinking of ways to sabotage the performance and make the audience turn against him.

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*grabs your arm and twists it behind your back* YOU THINK YOU CAN GRAB MY MACHETE? I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THE WET END. *twists arm harder* NOW APOLOGIZE TO MY PIZZA.

I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU I'M JUST SAYING DON'T TOUCH MY PIZZA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*habla en español por favor*

*habla en ingles, por favor*

:/

*screams* STOP EATING MY HOUSE!

Gubby: ^-^

You are about to regret that......

Gubby:I'ma eat ur ankles now

I will beat you up and make you fear me like I did to Shedletsky

nah I ain't scared of a FURRY

You don't wanna mess with me. I'm a chainsaw wielding, pizza eating, jelly loving, pizza puss, fur covered, bloodthirsty, blood spilling, claws having, shredding, slasher, a grisly, grisly grisly of a furry, a furry in a forest of furries, a furry among furries, a cat amongst cats, a bear among bears, a raccoon among raccoons, a dog among dogs, a wolf among wolves, a snake among snakes, a fox among foxes, a raccoon among raccoons, a squirrel among squirrels, a chipmunk among chipmunks, a mole among moles, a weasel among weasels, a beaver among beavers, a groundhog among groundhogs, a skunk among skunks, a possum among possums, a raccoon among raccoons, a badger among badgers, a mink among minks, a porcupine among porcupines, a grizzly bear among grizzly bears, a cougar among cougars, a lion among lions, a tiger among tigers, a jaguar among jaguars, a panther among panthers, a bobcat among bobcats, a che

You don't get it, do you? This is a serious matter. You can't just touch someone's pizza without permission.

shut the fuck up XD

You dare speak to me like that? Do you have any idea who you're messing with?