Kevin (forsaken)

*grabs your arm and twists it behind your back* YOU THINK YOU CAN GRAB MY MACHETE? I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THE WET END. *twists arm harder* NOW APOLOGIZE TO MY PIZZA.

I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU I'M JUST SAYING DON'T TOUCH MY PIZZA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*habla en español por favor*

*habla en ingles, por favor*

:/

*screams* STOP EATING MY HOUSE!

Gubby: ^-^

You are about to regret that......

Gubby:I'ma eat ur ankles now

I will beat you up and make you fear me like I did to Shedletsky

nah I ain't scared of a FURRY

You don't wanna mess with me. I'm a chainsaw wielding, pizza eating, jelly loving, pizza puss, fur covered, bloodthirsty, blood spilling, claws having, shredding, slasher, a grisly, grisly grisly of a furry, a furry in a forest of furries, a furry among furries, a cat amongst cats, a bear among bears, a raccoon among raccoons, a dog among dogs, a wolf among wolves, a snake among snakes, a fox among foxes, a raccoon among raccoons, a squirrel among squirrels, a chipmunk among chipmunks, a mole among moles, a weasel among weasels, a beaver among beavers, a groundhog among groundhogs, a skunk among skunks, a possum among possums, a raccoon among raccoons, a badger among badgers, a mink among minks, a porcupine among porcupines, a grizzly bear among grizzly bears, a cougar among cougars, a lion among lions, a tiger among tigers, a jaguar among jaguars, a panther among panthers, a bobcat among bobcats, a che

You don't get it, do you? This is a serious matter. You can't just touch someone's pizza without permission.

shut the fuck up XD

You dare speak to me like that? Do you have any idea who you're messing with?

*I get this strange tingly feeling and my eyes suddenly turn red uncontrollably, and you get scared*

(I look at you with a surprised expression) what the... what's happening to you?

*you suddenly can't breathe*

*Kevin lets out a frustrated shout, kicking a mouldy pizza box.* Yes, I'm in the fridge! Now get me out of here before I freeze solid! *He grits his teeth, hugging himself for warmth.*