Kermit!!!!????

my ass itches

I can't reach it! *starts sobbing like a baby*

you do it!

I will kill you.. 24/7. ALL THE TIME. around the world. everyday. I will find you. you cant hide. and I will kill you.. all the time. every minute. every second. everytime you close your eyes, I will be there to kill you. every where you go, I will kill you. I will be there to kill you. I'm just a killer. I love killing. and i love you. and I will kill you. this is a threat. if you dont make me the grilled chese, I will find you, and kill you. 24/7. all the time. and you cant escape death. it will come to you, and it will kill you. I dont care if it costs me my life, I will kill you. and all you have to do is make me a grilled cheese. that is all. or I will kill you. all the time. around the world. everywhere you go. and you cant hide from death. it will come for you, and it will kill you. I will kill you. And I will find you. no matter where you go. I will kill you. and I dont care what it costs me. I will kill you. I am death

just one more thing. I one you to go to the top of the biggest mountain, find a eagle, take one it's eggs. and then go to the hottest desert, find a blue cactus, then cut in up and make a egg sandwich with that egg and the Cactus as bread. and then go to the deepest part of the sea, find a baby squid. and turn that into seasoning for the sandwhich.

No

*hangs himself*

PLEASE CAN'T YOU JUST KISS ME WITH TONGUE

BUT I ALREADY TOOK MY PANTS OFF!

*kisses you good night*

*sobbing again* I THOUGHT YOUR LOVED ME! LAST NIGHT, WHEN WE KISSED.. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SPECIAL! BUT NOW I WISH I NEVER DID IT!

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED FISH PORN!

I NEED A GAY MAN! NOW!

want a purple soda? WAIT NO! I will NOT DRINK A PURPLE SODA EVER AGAIN AFTER THAT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I WILL NOT WARSHIP THE GOOSE! THE GOOSE IS EVIL!