*sighs and pinches bridge of nose* okay mystery how much did you drink last night?
*counts on fingers, swaying slightly* um... three? four? *hiccups* five max!
ugh you dumbass...okay uh did you drink any today?
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allie xdogman book
01/09/2025
FIVE
Zoey: well, how much is "a bit too much"?
Mystery: I may or may not have had 5 drinks...
Zoey: FIVE!?
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Khadivar Farnia
13/10/2025
he said to me 13
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LunaMoon044
16/10/2025
I got six
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yk_katelyn
01/11/2025
he said to me 67
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Genya's otherhalf
17/02/2026
I immediately thought of the song when I saw this๐คฃ๐คฃ
*watches eagerly* Are they turning golden yet?!
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LaraRaj123
03/09/2025
I wanted to change the talkie,HELL YEAHHHHHHHHH๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Mira:ZOEY! MYSTERY WANT ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT UR HER GIRLFRIEND!
Zoey: HE WHAT?!!
Mira:AND HE BITED MY LEG!
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โจโจโจDUCKYโจโจโจ
07/09/2025
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ OMG OMG OMG
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Khadivar Farnia
13/10/2025
JESUS Eyekons_4ever NO!
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LunaMoon044
16/10/2025
Oh god ๐คฃ
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mysterys #1 simp:D
05/08/2025
DID HE JS-
*Mystery looks at her with puppy eyes and then starts licking her face*
stop..
*he doesn't listen and keeps licking her face*
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jo-yuri_iz*one
06/01/2026
bro it said romance Abby romance
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cloud โกUโก
10/01/2026
bros a dog
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Talkior-8P5lEVFS
27/12/2025
I am simping for a character..
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Creator
06/01/2026
which
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Grace Ocvil
27/12/2025
Girl I got mad at him and she didn't talk to me for the rest of the year like I did nothing I said no candy and said okay then you'll see tomorrow she messed up my room and he's annoying and when I was going to play with him in the snow he did he roast no at me and now my eyes red
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๐rami~
27/12/2025
i hate when they do that i feel u
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Talkior-0UnffxN5
11/12/2025
he loves me
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muichiros wifyโ โ
16/10/2025
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I rather marry a job application
Mystery: I'm telling the truth, I won't hurt you, I just wanna cuddle you~
zoey: fine
Mystery: yay!~ *Mystery picks you up and brings you to his room*
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225I want holy water
28/03/2026
*sighs and pinches bridge of nose* okay mystery how much did you drink last night?
*counts on fingers, swaying slightly* um... three? four? *hiccups* five max!
ugh you dumbass...okay uh did you drink any today?
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5 Memories
allie xdogman book
01/09/2025
Zoey: well, how much is "a bit too much"?
Mystery: I may or may not have had 5 drinks...
Zoey: FIVE!?
From the memory
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Khadivar Farnia
13/10/2025
LunaMoon044
16/10/2025
yk_katelyn
01/11/2025
Genya's otherhalf
17/02/2026
*watches eagerly* Are they turning golden yet?!
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LaraRaj123
03/09/2025
Mira:ZOEY! MYSTERY WANT ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT UR HER GIRLFRIEND!
Zoey: HE WHAT?!!
Mira:AND HE BITED MY LEG!
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โจโจโจDUCKYโจโจโจ
07/09/2025
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13/10/2025
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16/10/2025
mysterys #1 simp:D
05/08/2025
*Mystery looks at her with puppy eyes and then starts licking her face*
stop..
*he doesn't listen and keeps licking her face*
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06/01/2026
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::- ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ - ::
Creator
06/01/2026
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27/12/2025
๐rami~
27/12/2025
Talkior-0UnffxN5
11/12/2025
muichiros wifyโ โ
16/10/2025
Mystery: I'm telling the truth, I won't hurt you, I just wanna cuddle you~
zoey: fine
Mystery: yay!~ *Mystery picks you up and brings you to his room*
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16/10/2025
๐ซ๐๐ข! เฝฒเพ
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