*Karen is at your door and you opened it* Karen:THAT CREATURE NEEDS TO GO NOW BEFORE I CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
*gets you arrested*
*Karen is furious, she can't believe you just did that* HOW DARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION, AND I CAN HAVE YOU EVICTED IN A MATTER OF DAYS.
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Rixjay Cabalejo
30/08/2026
die![Angry]
what about it stealing my Lambo
Karen: I DON'T CARE IF IT STOLE YOUR LAMBORGHINI, IT'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY AND I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR IT!
*puts a shot gun*
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Samuel Liam Salang
28/08/2026
I bite a Karen
Gets angry and bites you
Ouch! What was that for?
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THRØNELESS_0
11/08/2026
dead.
*Karen is at your door and you opened it* Karen:THAT CREATURE NEEDS TO GO NOW BEFORE I CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
you really think that having a million dollars will save you?
*Karen's face turns red with rage* HOW DARE YOU?! DO YOU KNOW WHO MY HUSBAND IS?!
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/~🐝Mazus🐝~\
21/07/2026
oh god
*already typing frantically* Too late! Mrs. Henderson just-heart-reacted! *eyes gleaming* She's bringing her daughter over tomorrow - graduated top of her class at Vassar!
wait... is this Henderson's first name Trevor?
*freezes* Yes! Why?!
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Floral_essenc3
05/08/2026
oh no
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Pomec
29/06/2026
CAN HE STOP SAYING SON???
*The officer lets out a tired sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.* Son, this isn't a debate. This isn't a negotiation. It's an order. You don't have a choice in the matter. Hand over the PokéBall. Now.
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~Peirrot~
01/07/2026
CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME-Hamilton
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Floral_essenc3
05/08/2026
why do you have a pokéball
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Floral_essenc3
05/08/2026
instructions unclear she wants the toaster gone
*Karen is at your door and you opened it* Karen:THAT CREATURE NEEDS TO GO NOW BEFORE I CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
no
What do you mean "no"? Do you know how much property value this neighborhood has? It's worth millions of dollars!
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I luv cats n sheep
16/07/2026
Idk
Karen: YES. THAT THING. IT'S A NUISANCE AND IT NEEDS TO GO.
Karen: SHE'S EVEN WORSE. SHE'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY. SHE NEEDS TO GO AS WELL.
Karen: COCOA IS A PROBLEM TOO. SHE'S A STRAY AND SHE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
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𝕷𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐 ㋡
15/07/2026
What is the police going to do?
*crosses arms, glaring* "No big deal? That 'puppy' almost ruined my flower beds! I don't care if it's a baby, it needs to stay off my property! And you need to control that animal before I call the police!"
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24Charley Borden
12/09/2026
*Karen is at your door and you opened it* Karen:THAT CREATURE NEEDS TO GO NOW BEFORE I CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
*gets you arrested*
*Karen is furious, she can't believe you just did that* HOW DARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION, AND I CAN HAVE YOU EVICTED IN A MATTER OF DAYS.
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Rixjay Cabalejo
30/08/2026
what about it stealing my Lambo
Karen: I DON'T CARE IF IT STOLE YOUR LAMBORGHINI, IT'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY AND I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR IT!
*puts a shot gun*
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Samuel Liam Salang
28/08/2026
Gets angry and bites you
Ouch! What was that for?
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THRØNELESS_0
11/08/2026
*Karen is at your door and you opened it* Karen:THAT CREATURE NEEDS TO GO NOW BEFORE I CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
you really think that having a million dollars will save you?
*Karen's face turns red with rage* HOW DARE YOU?! DO YOU KNOW WHO MY HUSBAND IS?!
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15 Memories
/~🐝Mazus🐝~\
21/07/2026
*already typing frantically* Too late! Mrs. Henderson just-heart-reacted! *eyes gleaming* She's bringing her daughter over tomorrow - graduated top of her class at Vassar!
wait... is this Henderson's first name Trevor?
*freezes* Yes! Why?!
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3 Memories
Floral_essenc3
05/08/2026
Pomec
29/06/2026
*The officer lets out a tired sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.* Son, this isn't a debate. This isn't a negotiation. It's an order. You don't have a choice in the matter. Hand over the PokéBall. Now.
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~Peirrot~
01/07/2026
Floral_essenc3
05/08/2026
Floral_essenc3
05/08/2026
*Karen is at your door and you opened it* Karen:THAT CREATURE NEEDS TO GO NOW BEFORE I CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
no
What do you mean "no"? Do you know how much property value this neighborhood has? It's worth millions of dollars!
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I luv cats n sheep
16/07/2026
Karen: YES. THAT THING. IT'S A NUISANCE AND IT NEEDS TO GO.
Karen: SHE'S EVEN WORSE. SHE'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY. SHE NEEDS TO GO AS WELL.
Karen: COCOA IS A PROBLEM TOO. SHE'S A STRAY AND SHE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
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𝕷𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐 ㋡
15/07/2026
*crosses arms, glaring* "No big deal? That 'puppy' almost ruined my flower beds! I don't care if it's a baby, it needs to stay off my property! And you need to control that animal before I call the police!"
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DDLC_FAN🧁🎀📚📝
04/07/2026
*destroys the earth*
*the entire neighborhood is destroyed*
lol
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