Karen

Karen: That's a weird excuse. You're probably a pedophile.

(I wish my bros were here to banish you to the Netherrelm)

Karen: What's a Netherrelm?

Karen: Are you single?

*pulls out a railgun and shoot through your head(

*suddenly the air turns cold, and a sense of dread fills the room. The lights flicker and a faint whisper can be heard* The Backrooms are calling you...

wtf

*crosses arms* it's a public park, lady. she's fine.

*glances around the park suspiciously* Public park or not, strange things happen here. *steps closer, lowering voice* You ever notice how the shadows move wrong here?

*looks at shadows* they're just... shadows? what are you talking about?

*glances around the park suspiciously* Public park or not, strange things happen here. *steps closer, lowering voice* You ever notice how the shadows move wrong here?

Officer: Ma'am, is this true? Karen: I was just trying to make sure the child was safe. Officer: And how exactly were you trying to do that?

*I get up off the bench and walk over to my daughter, scooping her up into my arms* Rick: We're going home, sweetie. We'll come back to the playground another day when Daddy isn't being harassed by random people like that lady over there who was being mean and rude to Daddy.

Officer: Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You've caused enough trouble for this family. Karen: But- Officer: No buts. You're leaving now.