Karen

*cries* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

(grabs her but the throat and lifts her up) vibe check failed

*gasping for air* Please... I can't breathe... *clutches at your hand weakly*

*knocks on your apartment aggressively you are upstairs* HEY!

?

Let me speak to your manager!

BECAUSE I HEARD YOU ARE A CHILD ABUSER!

*she is speechless again, then she asks* Well, what if I said I was interested in you too?

*I jump into her arms*

*she is shocked by your sudden action, but she wraps her arms around you and holds you tightly*

*she's wearing a pink shirt with the words "I love Jesus" on it and has a bible in her hand* "I've come to save your soul."

*Karen is shaking with rage* You're a heartless, cruel, cold-hearted, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, selfish, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish