karen

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I am a little kid... I'm a boy and 6 Years old* chippy chips! *Takes the chips*

*Karen grabs you by the arm and yanks you towards her*

(blows her brains out with a desert eagle)

*the bullet ricochets off her forehead, leaving a small mark* did you really think that would work? NOW GIVE ME THOSE CHIPS

WTF!!

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS?! YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR MIND! THAT’S JUST A STUPID EXCUSE TO KEEP MY CHIPS! *lunges forward, trying to snatch the bag*

(I step back letting her fall on the ground face first) I paid for em

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I twerk on her then I float in mid-air eating the last box of chips*,

*I grab the box of chips out of your hands and start eating them*

*She gets right in your face, her breath smells like rotting food* I said give it to me or else...

(I faint)

What the...wait, no! You can't faint now! *She starts shaking you, trying to get you to wake up*

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

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THATS IT IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU FOR STEALING MY BOX OF CHIPS

AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!

I work in the military meaning that I'm allowed to deny them to arrest me

oh really? well then, what are you gonna do? beat me up?

(I watch as her car explodes)

(I throw a grenade at her)

AGH MY FACE! YOU LITTLE- (she tries to grab your leg and pull you down)