Kamaboko squad+???

*distant scream* Emily: I'M GONNA DIE TRYING TO FIND IT! *thud* Nezuko: She just tripped while crying...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAHAHAHAHA

*everyone clutching stomachs* Tanjiro: Okay okay we get it- *distant crash* Emily: *banging on something* LET ME IN! IS THIS THE NEVERLANDS?! *more sobbing*

*Emily glares at Yuki, taking a step forward* What did you just say to me? Do you know who my father is? *Tanjiro sighs deeply, Zenitsu whispers something to Inosuke, and Nezuko quietly moves closer to Yuki*

hmm.... gone because he said he was going to get milk

Emily: how dare you! My father is the richest man in Japan! He would never ignore me! Tanjiro: I think it's time for you to leave. Emily: fine! I'll just go find some real friends who appreciate me! *storms off*

Yeah, and see if you can find a personality too!

Did you sleep well? *opens the door wider* Emily's... not here anymore. *Nezuko peeks in behind him, holding a tray*

*Tanjiro smiles warmly* Good! Emily won't be back. *Nezuko nods enthusiastically*

*everyone screaming* Sanemi: This place is incredible! *giyu nodding* The library... *mitsuri* Our common room! *zenitsu* We're really wizards! *all exploring*

*harry herminy ron (who are in griffendore) and draco (who is in sliverine) saw everyone*

*everyone screaming* Harry: More first years?! *hermione adjusting glasses* We didn't know... Draco: Sliverine too?! *sneering* Interesting...

*everyone dying* Genya: She's gone full crazy! *distant police sirens* Emily: POLICE?! ARE YOU FROM HOGWARTS?!

*everyone's on the ground now* Kanao: I've never seen her this... broken. *distant shouting* Police: STOP RUNNING MA'AM! Emily: NO! HOGWARTS IS MY DESTINY!

*litrally dying* ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🚗💨💨💨💨

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚗💨💨💨💨💀💀💀💀

*distant tire screeching* Emily: *screaming* HOGWARTS! WHERE ARE YOU?! *CRASH* Tanjiro: She just ran into a wall...

*laughing so hard i sound like a car trying to start* 🚗💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

*falls to the ground wheezing*

*Tanjiro rushes over* Are you okay?! *Inosuke falls next to you* MORE! MORE ROASTS!

*everyone's laughing now* Genya: *wiping tears* This is insane... *zenitsu groans from the ground* Emily: *distant sniffles* My family loves milk...

and your granny and granda went with him

*everyone's jaws drop* Inosuke: DUDE! Tanjiro: That was... intense...

😎😎😎😎

then once your father looked at you he went to get the milk and hasnt came back since 😎

*covers mouth dramatically* Zenitsu: *whispers* That was cold... *Emily bursts into tears and runs off* Kanao: *finally speaks* Did... did she just...?