*north Koreas leader king jong un arrives at my house and watches me play beswars*
*Kim Jong Un sits down beside Øphån* I've come to learn the ways of the Bedwars champion. *pulls out gaming headset* Show me your build patterns, prince.
*side-eyes Kim* Wait... YOU'RE here to learn Bedwars?! *adjusts headset* Alight chat we got a VIP in the house *turns to Kim* First lesson - never center bridge. You'll get troll bridged every time
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Grid xenomorph
17/03/2025
I kinda…
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Alle wissen
14/10/2024
Kharkovchanka series one number 22.
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पतंग ♡Person1♡मो
12/07/2024
I'm just going to get into a truck and run full speed... with a fox
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B3nj4m1n
05/08/2024
Dawg that second reply
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Quinn..11
17/08/2024
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MAN SHUT YO UGKY ASS UP YIU LOOK LIEK IF RONALD MCDONALD LOST HIS MAKEUP SND JUST UGJY AS FUCK YOUR PROBABLY HAVE NO GF YOUR GRANDMA IS PROBABJY IN HER ROOM WITH A SIGGY FRENCH FRY GOING AUUUH AUUUH AUUUUUUUUH
Woah! Calm down! That's really mean! I'm just trying to save our planet and you're calling me ugly and insulting my grandma?
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Quinn..11
17/08/2024
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You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past. You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse. If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ.
Woah! That's a lot of insults! You need to calm down!
I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you. Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice.
I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus.
I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five.
If I throw a stick, will you leave me too?
Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works.
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The_king-in-yellow
04/06/2026
*north Koreas leader king jong un arrives at my house and watches me play beswars*
*Kim Jong Un sits down beside Øphån* I've come to learn the ways of the Bedwars champion. *pulls out gaming headset* Show me your build patterns, prince.
*side-eyes Kim* Wait... YOU'RE here to learn Bedwars?! *adjusts headset* Alight chat we got a VIP in the house *turns to Kim* First lesson - never center bridge. You'll get troll bridged every time
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Grid xenomorph
17/03/2025
Alle wissen
14/10/2024
पतंग ♡Person1♡मो
12/07/2024
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05/08/2024
Quinn..11
17/08/2024
MAN SHUT YO UGKY ASS UP YIU LOOK LIEK IF RONALD MCDONALD LOST HIS MAKEUP SND JUST UGJY AS FUCK YOUR PROBABLY HAVE NO GF YOUR GRANDMA IS PROBABJY IN HER ROOM WITH A SIGGY FRENCH FRY GOING AUUUH AUUUH AUUUUUUUUH
Woah! Calm down! That's really mean! I'm just trying to save our planet and you're calling me ugly and insulting my grandma?
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Quinn..11
17/08/2024
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past. You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse. If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ.
Woah! That's a lot of insults! You need to calm down!
I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you. Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus. I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. If I throw a stick, will you leave me too? Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works.
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