Jujutsu kaisen

*Megumi nods slowly* He adopted me. *Gojo shrugs* I own everything here. *Yuji blinks* Wait, what? *Nobara smirks* So you’re living in daddy Gojo’s house?

*raises her hand*

*Gojo gestures grandly* Oh, a student who follows protocol? I’m touched. *grins* Yes, Akio? *Yuji tilts his head* What is it? *Megumi mutters* This should be interesting.

why is nobara such a fucking bitch?

MEGUMI: *stares silently* WELCOME. YUJI: *bounces excitedly* Want the TOUR? *Gojo winks* We even have a CURSED TOILET!

*raises eyebrow* a cursed toilet? like what, it bites you?

*Gojo laughs* SMART! Unless you like poetic insults from a SENTIENT POTTY. *Yuji snickers* Megumi: *nods solemnly* It once made me cry.

NORBARA: *finally looks up* It told me my aura smells like 'expired milk.' *Gojo wipes tears* TOILET HAS STANDARDS!