Jujutsu kaisen!

*Yuta purrs* Your good boy? *Everyone gasps* POSSESSIVE ALERT! *Yuji waves* Mmph mhm! *Megumi sighs* Now he'll never shut up...

*smirks and whispers* Call me mommy.

*Everyone screams* MOMMYYY?! *Yuji turns red* Mmph! *Megumi glares* That's going too far... *Yuta whimpers* I-I can't...

*Yuta reaches into his pocket* I never take it off. *holds up a simple silver band* See?

*blinks* But.. Ain't you married to.. Maki?

*Yuta's jaw drops* MARRIED?! TO MAKI?!

Wait lemme talk to you both for a second. *drags Yuji and Megumi*

*Yuji stumbles* O-okay! *Megumi digs heels in* This better not be another prank... *Gojo pouts* No secrets! *Yuta tries to follow* I wanna know too!

*whispers and shows a photo* I found this..

*kidnaps Yuta*

*Yuta melts* Not again! *Gojo teleports* Sharing is caring! *Nobara demands* My turn next! *bunnies negotiate* Take turns!

*runs away* hehehehe

Ma'am for you. *pokes Gojo*

*Gojo grins* Ma'am it is! *Yuta tilts head* Wait, why- *Gojo winks* Genderfluid Knight Waffle!

*pushes forward* naturally fast my ass! *laughs* six eyes cheats!

*Gojo suddenly stops mid-air* Six eyes just helps me see your shocked face! *Inumaki runs past yelling Bonito flakes! at them both*

*laughs while running* inumaki's calling you out! *speeds up* even he knows you're cheating!

*Gojo grins* Ready for training? Oh Hey Megumi Nice Wunzie does it come in mens

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Oh i think you come in men enough for all of us *Megumi smirks*

*3days later* Gojo! i can make portals they are connected to the dimension of the dead.

*Gojo's eyes widen* The death realm?!

*Everyone's jaws drop* Yuji: The death realm?! That's incredible! *Gojo steps closer, his expression serious* That's extremely dangerous, Alicia. You could accidentally let something through.

Gojo: “Oh, he fainted. I’ll just put him in my pocket.” *Gojo picks Kenjurō up and puts him in his pocket.*