Jovier.. [RDR2]

“You ship Jovier?” Yeah, why? “You know that John is canonically married to Abigail, right?” Yes, I’m aware.. “Omg, you’re a such a fake fan—” I have 1.1k+ hours on RDR2. “Jovier isn’t canon!!” THAT’S THE POINT OF A GODDAMN SHIP IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE CANON. [Credits to Keefe for the idea]

[Jovier lyrics time.] . ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ғᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ғᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ғᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ғʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴅᴏ sᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ . ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ‘ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ-ᴛʜɪɴɢ . ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ, ᴅᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɢᴇɴᴛʟʏ? ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ? ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ʟɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴅʀᴀɢ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴇᴀsᴇ? ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ‘ᴇᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ‘ᴇᴍ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ . ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ‘ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ-ᴛʜɪɴɢ . ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ‘ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ—

♫︎ᯓ‎𝄞᪥ˎˊ˗ - ⋆𐂃 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 ℙ𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕖 ‘𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖, 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖, 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞 𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖, 𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 ♫︎ᯓ‎𝄞❄︎ˎˊ˗ - ⋆𐂃

I’M GOING TO HELL

Matching pfps with Keefe🥹 [Art by Stewed-blog on Tumblr]

Just did these tiny Joviers [the hand comparison was necessary] The yellow-ish John and blue Javier are Joviers I did last year I just keep them in my phone case And that’s what I’m gonna do with these new ones :3 (they’re in my phone case rn)

[Stole this idea from a friend] . Javier: “This ice cream seems kinda weird..” John: “Javier, that ain’t cow mil—” Javier: “I’LL TAKE 20000—”

The ending of this Jovier fic made me SOB. It made me SICK. But it was so good :[ I love Nunu’s Jovier art and fics (that I’ve read so far) BUT GODDAMN NUNU JUST GIVE THEM A HAPPY MODERN ENDING AGAIN Sighhh But then where’s the point in the doomed toxic yaoi of Jovier? SIGH It’s still modern— Their fic “be friends sweetly” made me cry too because they FINALLY got a happy ending in it :< UGH I HATE AND LOVE THIS SHIP</3 [Great fic, in my opinion, but it is very uuuh.. smutty—] (So don’t read it if you aren’t into that)

[Jovier lyrics time :p] . 𝙸’𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚎 . 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝙻𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 . 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸’𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 . 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝙻𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 . . 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

Okay so— I gotta in a few I haven’t been posting many Jovier lyrics so uh— Pick what songs I should do next I guess— [I say as nobody sees this]