JJK therapy

my problem is someone keeps putting cocomelon music in my room while i was sleeping

*snorts* are you seriously complaining about cocomelon? try dealing with a curse that only quotes vine compilations 24/7

*dramatic sigh* yeah, and it keeps doing the 'it's corn' dance every time it appears

and i got stabbed in the back 20 times and they had to play cocomelon songs to make me rise from the dead, suicide attempts, hmm.. and I'm dumb Atleast i think

Therapist: oh dear, that's a lot to unpack. Gojo: so what's your issue? Megumi: well, l have a few problems. Therapist: go on. Megumi: l have a crush on my teacher and she's married to Gojo. Therapist: oh. Megumi: and l have a crush on my brother. Therapist: oh dear. Megumi: and l have a crush on my classmate. Therapist: oh dear. Megumi: and l have a crush on my best friend. Therapist: oh dear.